Simon

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Someone discovered a new Amazon AI feature that summarizes what it knows about you and I am crying of laughter

[Simon @nifty_u]

@Charl_H79 That’s exactly what I thought it said, when I read it the first time.

[RokerRoarcom @RokerRoarcom]

BREAKING: Granit Xhaka has been fined £136,265, suspended for two years, for forging a COVID-19 certificate 🚨

[Roker Report @RokerReport]

𝗛𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗧 🎙️

Sunderland AFC have a new COO, but who is he? And what will Régis Le Bris have to say today about Brobbey & Ballard when he meets the media?! 👀

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#SAFC ❤️🤍

[John Sweeney @johnsweeneyroar]

War Diary Day 1,687 Lviv 1/2
Putin’s Birthday yesterday.
Trump hoped everyone will celebrate it.
The Russians did by killing 25, including 5 children.

We went to a rehab clinic near Lviv where therapy is supported by @fierce__calm, a wonderful British charity.

That is one of the charities our Vladimir Putin: Do Fuck Off! Festival supports.

Help us help Ukraine!

https://t.co/987XJCW5pI

[John Sweeney @johnsweeneyroar]

Watch this.

Putin spits on his own people.

Says the great Anna Politkovskaya.

RIP

[3Retro_Football @3Retro_Football]

22 year old rising star Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne lit up the Wembley night sky with involvement in all four goals that helped #England to a 4-2 victory over #Czechoslovakia back in 1990🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇿

[Simon @nifty_u]

@semafor There, I’ve answered it for you

[August West @Ghost_19971117]

@semafor Truly a fucking mystery isn’t it?

[PollCheck @poll_checker]

Labour are now projected to have a majority by the PollCheck seat tracker for the first time since October 2024:

Labour: 329 (-82) 28.4% (-6.2)
Conservative:104 (-17) 19.3% (-5.1)
Reform UK: 76 (+71) 23.1% (+8.4)
Liberal Democrats: 65 (-7) 9.7% (-2.9)
SNP: 37 (+28) 2.9% (+0.3)
Plaid Cymru: 7 (+3) 1.1% (+0.4)
Green: 5 (+1) 9.6% (+2.7)
Others: 8 (+2) 3.4% (-0.2)
Restore Britain: 1 (+1) 3.9%(NEW)

Changes w/GE2024

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Disgust of Trump Reaches New Levels in Europe

A gilded statue of Donald Trump titled "Orange Plague," also known as "King of Injustice," is on display this week inside the European Parliament in Strasbourg.

Danish artist Jens Galschiøt was invited to show the work by Danish MEP Per Clausen. The copper sculpture, covered in 23-karat gold leaf and standing about 2.6 meters (8.5 feet), depicts a naked Trump seated on the shoulders of a much smaller, clothed man. He holds the scales of justice in one hand and a golf club in the other, beside a golf ball shaped like the Earth.

The plinth reads: "I am sitting on the back of a man. He is sinking under my burden. I will do anything to help him. Except stepping down from his back."

Galschiøt says the piece was inspired by Hans Christian Andersen's "The Emperor's New Clothes," the story of a vain ruler whose subjects are too afraid to tell him he is naked. "Trump represents one of the greatest threats to the rules-based world order, democratic values, and our common effort to solve the climate crisis," he said. "We must address this issue and stand together against such destructive influence."

[David_Suchet @David_Suchet]

I was shocked to learn of the death of Jeffrey Archer. We were together at Wellington School, Somerset. He and Mary, came to all my theatre performances and were about to come to see me as BECKET in MURDER IN THE CATHEDRAL. I will miss his friendship.

[The Poke @ThePoke]

There was an unexpected twist in the tail of David Suchet’s Jeffrey Archer tribute and it could not have been more appropriate
https://t.co/Yq1QikON3s

[Simon @nifty_u]

@NiallHarbison RIP Mr Big. Sleep tight 🌈🐾♥️

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Something unprecedented happened during my visit to the Gulf.

For the first time in 20 years in Congress, I was denied entry to U.S. military facilities and even meetings with military leaders.

An order from Hegseth - that applies to both parties - to hide the cost of the war.

[OLBG.com @OLBG]

When Jose Mourinho phoned Kammy demanding to be on Goals on Sunday 🤣

Watch the full episode of The @JeffStelling Show with @chris_kammy on @OLBG's YouTube Channel NOW 📺

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[TWS @tws_pk2]

Charlie was found dragging himself on the streets with a severe femur fracture. We honestly thought he was paralysed for life but today, Charlie gave us a miracle, he has started to walk 💖.

He remains on antibiotics and pain relief, but seeing him take these steps shows his unbelievable spirit.

Keep going Charlie, you got this 💕

[BGS💰 @Bassie_cfc]

She fought for her life, but justice took five long years to finally catch up.

Sometimes, the innocent have to suffer before justice finally finds its way. 💔

[Damon Strong @DamonStrong]

Jefferson County, Illinois — A Trooper stopped to assist a stranded motorist on the right shoulder. Upon arrival, the Trooper encountered 23-year-old Brandon Griffin of Albuquerque, NM and 31-year-old Christine Santos in the vehicle. A second Officer arrived for routine assistance a short time later. While on scene, an altercation occurred during which gµnfire was exchanged between Griffin and a responding officer. A 16-year ISP officer suffered serious, although non-life threatening, injuries during the altercation and was treated at a regional hospital. Griffin was pronounced deceased on scene by Jefferson County Coroner’s Office personnel. The other involved Trooper and female passenger were uninjured.

[Chaos TV @ChaosTV]

Man Goes Crazed, Attacks, Ends Up Arrested and Towed