Totally GB Woke Culture Anti-Jam Coalition

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[Anglo Futurism Capital LP 🇬🇧🐿️ @RollingHedge]

🚨📉THE SLOW DEATH OF BRITAIN:

We have shit water companies so we buy bottled water.

We have rubbish police so we hire private security.

We have terrible healthcare so we pay private hospitals instead.

Airbnbs in Cornwall pay council tax but get no rubbish collection, so they pay Biffa on top.

An awful lot of firemen are now volunteers.

NHS dentists don’t really work anymore, so you go private or you pull it out yourself.

Our roads are littered with potholes nobody fills. Your privately funded tyres and suspension are the collateral.

You are forced under threat of criminal prosecution to fund the BBC, and it’s so bad you pay for streaming to get news or entertainment anyway.

Your bins are collected fortnightly, so you drive to the tip. The tip now requires a booking, a permit and proof you live in the county.

Garden waste is a separate annual subscription. On top of the council tax that used to cover it.

Your GP surgery is an 8am phone lottery, so you pay £40 to an app to speak to a doctor in a different time zone.

CAMHS has a two year waiting list, so parents remortgage for private assessments.

Your child’s SEN provision is a legal entitlement, so you hire a solicitor to sue the council for it. The council spends more fighting you than the support would have cost.

Physio is a forty week wait. Your back does not have forty weeks.

Schools teach in portable cabins bolted to the playground because the actual building is held up by aerated concrete and hope.
Half of them are technically insolvent.

Parents fund the reading books, the glue sticks, the photocopier, the roof and increasingly the teachers wages - all via a PTA raffle and local fundraisers.

The state offers “free” childcare hours that don’t cover the nursery’s costs, so the nursery bills you a “top up fee” for the free thing.

Shoplifting under £200 is functionally legal, so Tesco hires guards - who crucially don’t even try to stop it - and you pay for them in the price of the milk.

999 takes an hour, so you buy the Ring doorbell, gather the evidence, file the report and get a crime number for the insurance you also pay for.

Court backlogs run to years, so anyone with money settles privately and everyone else gets nothing.

Legal aid is gone. Represent yourself.

Passport and DVLA backlogs are chronic, so the state sells you a fast track service to escape the queue the state created.

The trains are late whoever owns them, so you drive on the roads with the potholes.
Public toilets are shut, so you buy a coffee you don’t want.

The library is staffed by pensioners working for free.

Street lights are switched off at midnight to save money in a country with a burglary charge rate near zero.

You pay National Insurance for fifty years and they move the pension age.

You pay the adult social care precept every year and then sell your mother’s house to pay for adult social care.

Leaseholders pay for a “waking watch” because the state signed off the cladding and then billed the residents to fix it.

Social housing sits on the most valuable land in Britain, allocated by need rather than proximity to work, 48% of zone 1 social housing is occupied by foreigners mostly welfare dependent - while the nurses, teachers and other workers who keep zone 1 running commute ninety minutes each way from Kent because we stopped building anything in 1979.

Every one of these is a service you have already bought. The receipt is your payslip.

The tax burden is heading for its highest sustained level since the 1940s. The service level is the worst in living memory.

You are not overtaxed or underserved. You are actually BOTH, simultaneously, and the gap between the two is where your standard of living went.

The state has become a subscription you cannot cancel and cannot use.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

A reminder that it’s pure far-right propaganda to suggest Hitler was left-wing or a socialist. It’s ahistorical, no serious historian agrees with this, and it’s something that traditionally Nazi apologists have claimed.

[Stop Funding Hate @StopFundingHate]

On Wednesday night, violent racists attacked houses of multiple occupancy (HMOs) in Thetford, Norfolk, because they believed refugees were housed there: https://t.co/dACNTXep3T

This follows months of inflammatory coverage like this from GB News 👇

[G.T @gingerrtom]

Tommy Robinson is posting about 'invaders' taking advantage of drunk women.

Meanwhile, here he is laughing with a man bragging about being called
'The Midnight' because he's notorious for picking up drunk girls after 12am.

We've got the receipts on his hypocrisy.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

NEW: Boris Johnson failed to declare to parliament a gift of private jet flights from the same cryptobillionaire, Christopher Harborne who gave £5m to Nigel Farage, leaked documents reveal.

New #HarborneReceipts investigation from @thenerve_news
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[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

So while 26 million people in England and Wales are living under a hosepipe ban last night this is happening on a golf club in north London.

What am I missing?

[Defend Our Juries @DefendOurJuries]

Yesterday in the UK, Bristol police arrested this child under the Terrorism Act for holding a sign with the words “plasticine action group” on it.

For anyone who’s unsure, it’s not yet illegal to mention plasticine action, Morph, Wallace & Gromit or Chicken Run.

📸: @JustBarold

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

83% of British people are white

87% of MPs are white

92% of Police officers are white

94% of the House of Lords are white

85% of Britains richest families are white

The notion that Britain experiences systemic anti-white racism is absurd

It’s a far-right conspiracy

[Mark Seddon @MarkSeddon1962]

So what exactly has the point of the Environment Agency actually been?

[David Williams @MrDaveyWilliams]

A British citizen in their 20s heads over to #Israel, takes part in killing children and other civilians. Comes back and nothing is done.

An elderly lady says that she is opposed to this activity and the police arrest her as a terrorist.

Is this some sort of Kafka novel?

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Wow. All the chickens are coming home to roost. To everyone who believes the current story about Farage’s £ is magically different from the one I was destroyed over - & a large chunk of UK press remained completely silent about - please take a long hard look at yourself

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Paul Marshall, the co-owner of GB News, has tripled his hedge fund investments in fossil fuel companies in the first quarter of 2026 to £2.1bn.

They're a propaganda channel cashing in on destroying our future.

Always follow the money.

[Declassified UK @declassifiedUK]

In 1988, the US Navy shot down an Iranian airliner, killing all 290 civilians on board.

Recently declassified files show how the UK government offered immediate support to the US, and assisted in the cover-up.
https://t.co/UH8R7hSEOc

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

8 fossil fuel companies made profits of $700,000 a minute in the first quarter of this year.

Whilst fires rage across the world.

Time to pay up.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Jeffrey Epstein's trafficking ring abused more than 1,200 minor girls and young women. But Julia Hartley-Brewer doesn't want a public inquiry into what she calls "a handful of rich rapists."

She has also previously said that she finds rape jokes funny.

[The Daily Britain @dailybritainonx]

Count Binface has released his actual party election broadcast and it features a musical roasting of Farage’s gifts, trips to America and record in Clacton.

The comments have turned into an international campaign to get the Bin into Parliament. 🗑️

[Novara Media @novaramedia]

The British Army killed an unarmed child in Derry during the Troubles in 1972, newly released documents reveal.

https://t.co/HzDqyKxG0B

[Amnesty International @amnesty]

This mass funeral was held for 112 members of the Al-Hasayna and Abu Sharia families in Gaza City, killed in an Israeli strike on 23 November 2023. That strike reportedly killed over 300 Palestinians.

This is a chilling illustration of a pattern of Israeli attacks wiping out entire multi-generational families. It has taken so long for rescue teams to dig up the remains due to restrictions imposed by Israel on the entry of equipment required to remove the rubble of destroyed buildings, under which thousands of bodies remain trapped.
Israeli authorities must urgently allow UN bodies and human rights investigators to access Gaza to preserve evidence, as ordered by the International Court of Justice.

[Wokerati Marty @WokeratiMarty]

Brian May's advice to the people of Clacton:

"Someone who's going to advocate tearing a fox apart limb from limb while it's still alive isn't going to be someone who cares about children, sick people, poor people, or nurses using food banks."🎯

[Jonathan Cook @Jonathan_K_Cook]

“Why do Palestinians teach their children to hate Israel?”

They don’t. Generations of Palestinian children have been taught to hate Israel by Israeli soldiers just like these ones.