nigel clifton

[nigel clifton @nigelclifton]

@Kent_and_Stowe I have a garden fork bought last year. It snapped whilst Turing soli yesterday. It still has its label on it that says it has a 10 year guarantee. How do I proceed?

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

For years now @michaelgove has promised no dilution of food and animal welfare standards as a result of Brexit. Last night he voted against an amendment that would have guaranteed that. I'm not surprised. Just think it's worth acknowledging that he is, straight up, a liar.

[nigel clifton @nigelclifton]

How the modern office is killing our creativity https://t.co/TYitowaxX7

[nigel clifton @nigelclifton]

@JustGiving I am really not happy that your charge of 10% was added to my contribution in an underhanded way. Please refund now.

[nigel clifton @nigelclifton]

@GreatWestRail so it seems you feel it’s ok to swap trains so the paying customers have to stand in darkness #greatvictorianadventure

[Paul Wilkinson @pmwilko]

#bbccricket So chatting with Jonny Bairstow in the Long Room this morning I asked him what's the main difference batting at five rather than six. He replied, batting at five means we'll be not many for three when I go out to bat, rather than not many for four.

[Laurel and Hardy @Stan_And_Ollie]

Laurel and Hardy's last ever photo shoot (1956)

[David Kolbusz @davidkolbusz]

A little thing I wrote in a fit of muted rage. https://t.co/byYQGfReCQ

[nigel clifton @nigelclifton]

@Chris_Boardman why is it that with all the chat about jerseys that they still pin un aerodynamic numbers to their high tech jerseys??

[nigel clifton @nigelclifton]

@mrbaglee @66000mph @mb_tweets @jimkdavies @boosh39 I know what an appendectomy is....

[nigel clifton @nigelclifton]

@mrbaglee did you take that shot? #landscapeoftheyear

[nigel clifton @nigelclifton]

Genius from Banksy again #WALLEDOFFHOTEL Banksy Opens the “Walled Off Hotel” in Bethlehem | Colossal https://t.co/vFIn1j4G8Y

[shots.net @shotscreative]

Swop banner ads for original artworks with @SapphireGinUSA & @BBDONY's ingenious #Artify plug-in: https://t.co/OYYkXWINdU <sub>

[shots.net @shotscreative]

#shotsAwards jury member, @friend_london's Luke Jacobs, chooses his #wishImade campaign https://t.co/m7FXATvXBf <sub>

[Chris Froome @chrisfroome]

Crazy day out there today! @TeamGB were amazing all day, so gutted for @geraintthomas86 crashing when he did!

[nigel clifton @nigelclifton]

Anchor 'guerrilla parenting' campaign https://t.co/055uhii7Tk

[whynot! @WNthinkpeople]

Uncover how we're helping parents tackle the holidays this year with @Anchor_Dairy’s #Summer survival campaign https://t.co/6sY6umK8np

[Jim Field Smith @jimfieldsmith]

Who wants to sign my petition to get England to play Iceland again?