Nigel Moulton

Just curious.

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@BootstrapCook Didn’t Walkers run an online poll to bring back a crisp flavour from the past, and have people vote on it. You should do the same !

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@Ottojizzmark Straight outta Westminster

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@Parody_PM Your gonna have to change the photo linked to this account ….

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@PaulBrandITV I was hoping for Larry the cat to take her place.

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@lifegetsteejus @hoffman_noa Well, she has the right initials. PM.

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@somersetchris @AndrewSparrow @mrjamesob He is just the mouthpiece for someone else’s PowerPoint. I suspect he has a whole collection of other now out of date and utterly useless one pagers for us to admire.

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@bmay The Inhuman League.

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@johnredwood I thought about setting up a parody John Redwood account. But I realise there’s just no point. You can’t parody this, or most of the other stuff he has written recently.

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@julianHjessop Good. They are just saving up for when the OBR report is published.

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@mrjamesob Christ. Will the last one out of the country turn off the lights and lock the door.

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@Ottojizzmark The Inhuman League

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@Daveclocke @cgledhill And more accurate.

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@UberUKsupport Ok. I’ll try the in-app help feature. Thanks

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@UnderpantsAnton @JeremyClarkson Every once in a while we need Twitter to remind us what happens when someone falls out of the stupid tree and hits every branch on the way down. Legend.

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@VirginAtlantic Hi there. Trying to book flights for Las Vegas later this year. App not working - nor the website. What is happening and when will this be rectified ? Thanks

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@MattHancock @marenbennette 181 likes and 355 comments saying you are wrong. Not the maths associated with any sort of vindication.

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@marenbennette @PhilipOConnor5 Maren, congratulations. Your position as Twitters village idiot is confirmed.

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@marenbennette @RichardBentall Maren - it’s not been a good day. You have been schooled on here by people who use facts and reason as opposed to some strange blend of fiction and misguided anger. Are you okay ?

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@PenFarthing @PhilJonesy3 @KateEMcCann Why is holding the PM to account appalling ? He claims it is “nonesense” to suggest he was involved in helping you. But he did intervene. He lied (yet again) to the HoC and on national TV. Uncovering the truth isn’t party political, it’s absolutely the right thing to do.

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@richardosman Nope. Has to be Planet Earth.