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k3bab stan account

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

An ai generated picture… :/ Can somebody please recreate this by torturing a little monkey until it strikes this pose when prompted?

[Ratthew✡️🇵🇸 @avesatanas]

this is a concept in biology known as precociality and altriciality. two different survival strategies: one requires a longer riskier pregnancy but an independent young. the other is a shorter safer pregnancy but completely helpless young that need constant attention.

[JOLLY J✨ @DynamoSuperX]

that episode of phineas & ferb when they became babies left me 100% convinced that their mom is just fkn dumb.

candace sent her a pic of them as babies and she thought that shit was a legit childhood photo of them except they were TODDLERS when they met.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Mettic @oreoboy69]

me: selects the wrong evidence in ace attorney
Judge:

[audrey @saint_audrey]

this response to my tweet about being offline is the most online thing I’ve ever encountered

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

Please talk to your children and your younger siblings and cousins about what they’re watching on Twitch and YouTube. These influencers aren’t all fun and games. Andrew Tate was allegedly trafficking and imprisoning women and forcing them into digital sex work while INFLUENCING

[森羅重工 (COMMISSION OPEN) @SinnraMecha]

Unexplained Phenomena

[America The Ghetto @Lizzurr]

Drake is one of the fakest people in the music industry. He was all over Megan Thee Stallion when it was convenient then bullied her alongside all his other peers because he’s a follower. Can’t expect much from a man who is a full-time culture vulture who lacks originality.

[s @yoongienthusias]

two indian dudes behind us cannot stop saying messi every two sentence bhai itna hum bts nahi bolte

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

how old were u when u found out that the irish potato famine wasn’t a famine at all and it was just the british stealing all their food

[annis @niixxaaa]

@yesakku 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[annis @niixxaaa]

@yesakku Liar

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

this is how the views feature makes me feel

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i’m against buccal fat removal, i want everyone to have chubbier cheeks so i can squeeze them

[daisy @ihatedai]

I love north west tiktoks cuz it look like she holding Kim hostage

[2009 @sparklecats2009]

My computer was giving me pop ups that I was running out of space and my girlfriend helped me and I had a 154 GB AVI of an LPS Cat Gif.