桂馬 keima

専業主婦。白犬は15/09/23 茶犬は22/05/10星に。24年末、新しい犬との生活が始まりました。
The Sims3･4/MAINCRAFT/VALHEIM/読売巨人軍/Yuming/国会中継/お酒/編み物/赤毛のアン/巨人たちの星ｼﾘｰｽﾞなど。
牛丼は吉野家派。身の程を知り、普通道を生きる(ｷﾘｯ

[FeelGoodThoughts @feelgoodtale]

My son announced on Tuesday evening, during dinner, that for Halloween he wanted to dress up as a fart.

I literally almost choked on the water I was drinking. He’s six years old. He was just sitting there, serious, with spaghetti sauce on his chin, saying: “I want to be a big brown fart cloud.” My husband looked at me like it was my job to handle the situation. I didn’t know what to say. Where do kids even get these ideas? I told him absolutely not. To pick something normal — a superhero, a dinosaur, anything else. He made that stubborn face that means “he’s never going to let this go.”

He started explaining to me, with the utmost seriousness, that farts are funny, that everyone would laugh, and that it would be the best costume ever. I was exhausted after work, my head was pounding, and I lost my patience. I said: fine. You want to be a fart? Make it yourself. I’ll help you find the materials, but the rest is up to you. I thought he’d give up after ten minutes. He didn’t.
He spent the next three days in the living room, working with brown and beige fabrics I helped him order, because apparently he needed “fart-colored tulle” — a phrase I never thought I’d say. He watched tutorials on my phone about how to gather fabric, asked me for help with the knots, but insisted on arranging every single layer himself. He got frustrated twice, was close to crying, but kept going. His little hands working carefully, his tongue between his teeth as he focused.

Yesterday he finished. He put it on and strutted around the house, proudly showing it off to his father and grandmother, who both looked absolutely stunned. I thought I’d be embarrassed, but instead I felt a strange pride. My son said he wanted to be a fart, I told him to figure it out himself, and he… actually did it.

He’s been sleeping in it for two nights. Two neighbors have already asked if I can make one for their kids, too. I told them he’s taking orders now. Eight dollars per cloud. He’s never been so confident in his life.

[桂馬 keima @nijimushi]

雨でヒマだった

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The Japanese Bee Fly mimics a bee: it's super cute and was the inspiration for the Pokemon Cutiefly

[石垣島のララ @lala_osanpo]

ドライブの楽しさをわかってる。

[桂馬 keima @nijimushi]

@mistyspace2 こんにちは。お久しぶりです😊
怪獣は今月で2歳になります。体はすっかり大きくなりまして、飼い主も体力と忍耐力を日々試されております。

[Schmidt Ocean @SchmidtOcean]

Backward-swimming Bathyopsurus — a rare deep-sea isopod that lives between 4,000 and 11,000 m. They use two pairs of enlarged, paddle-like legs to swim; scientists have observed the animal moving backward and even upside down. #DeepWonders, Trinidad & Tobago, 3,923 m

[dydt @dydt_Nao]

H3ロケット9号機最高の瞬間2
「宇宙への軌跡」　
夜打ちドラマチックすぎる...

[藤井大地 @dfuji1]

今夜はスプライトが多く出現しています。2026年7月26日21時47分49秒のスプライトを、平塚の自宅から東の空に向けたカメラで捉えた様子です。 スプライトとは、落雷と同時に発生する宇宙へ向かう発光現象で、赤く不気味な姿をしています。

[浦島もよ @monoprixgourmet]

東京都現代美術館のエリック・カール展、酒を飲むあおむし君がよかったです。

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

What a wonderful moment 🥰

[片田陽依 (ひよりの虫日記) @piyo_bug]

蝶を見つけた2歳の私とひいおじいちゃんの、平和すぎる1枚🦋

[桂馬 keima @nijimushi]

見かけによらず怪獣は寒さに弱い。ので本日は久々の抱っこ散歩。だが８kgはさすがに腰にくるよ😵‍💫

[ピザパン @pizzapan_desu]

フォグの横はなんだ？と思ったらエンジン下からスズメが出入りしている
俺の車はスズメの巣になったらしい
#jb23

[長瀬ほのか @nagase_h]

https://t.co/Ytaq1l3IH2

[瀧波 一誠 ☕️ 地理戦略アドバイザー｜『面白すぎる地理の話』著者 @mokosamurai777]

「中世の移動様式」を遺伝子に宿す馬。

アイスランドの在来馬独特の走法、トルト（Tölt）。
4拍子の側対歩様で常にどれか1本の脚が接地し、弾んだり前後に揺れたり殆どせず、まるで浮いて滑っているかのように見えます。
その美しさと安定性を競う競技も行われています。

[片柳弘史 @hiroshisj]

「ここらへん」をタップすると写真が縦長に並ぶと聞いて、この四コマがちょうどいいかと思いました。寒い冬の日に、気持ちよさそうに水浴びしているスズメ。見ていたメジロが、試しに顔をつけてみましたが、あまりの冷たさにびっくり仰天して飛び上がったという写真です(⊙ө⊙)

[SPAR55 このRJTYの片隅に @SPAR655]

山林火災への消火活動に従事する陸自CH-47JAがホバリング、機体下部に吊るした消火用バケットに給水を行うシーン。

[村井理子 @Riko_Murai]

ずっとベランダにいたいが部屋の様子も監視したい犬

[カラパイア @karapaia]

1500RT：シイタケが記憶装置に。生きたキノコで動くコンピューターの開発が進行中
https://t.co/yckbg8nxYR

https://t.co/OC6p93g8zr