Nik Krimm

chicago techie, vim lover, and low-rent soul singer. imperfectinoist.

[Nik Krimm @nik_]

I brought a hug to a knife fight.

[Nik Krimm @nik_]

I believe people who eat off the floor are generally not that concerned with how clean it is.

[Nik Krimm @nik_]

@leonc Save yourself some time. Problem/solution is always more cowbell.

[Nik Krimm @nik_]

@JeffSolin Jeff, I loved this. Thank you for sharing (and being awesome).

[Nik Krimm @nik_]

i work from home, and my son has started trolling me about my meeting style. “Let me read that back to you, dad.”

[Nik Krimm @nik_]

Cats are terrible mailmen. Um, mail persons. Uh, mail creatures. #sorrycatlovers

[Nik Krimm @nik_]

TIL drinking something hot when you have brain freeze fixes it. Seems obvious in retrospect, but never occurred to me before.

[Nik Krimm @nik_]

slippery scope

[Nik Krimm @nik_]

wish i could play guitar better, but I just don’t have the chordination.

[Nik Krimm @nik_]

@leonc Dude, we were in Germany on the same day and I didn’t even see you. Brighter shirt next time.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

if I was dumbledore I would've hid the philosophers stone in jira's ui

[Nik Krimm @nik_]

@quigebo @corywilkerson He was also a swears-like-a-sailor programmer. I'm sure you've heard about his blue awks.

[Daniel Bryant @danielbryantuk]

"If you think good architecture is expensive, try bad architecture" @KevlinHenney #OOP2017

[(have-YER カンデイラ) for you for your cousin @candeira]

Sometimes I fear I'm not doing even Impostor Syndrome right.

[Nik Krimm @nik_]

just saw a bow-tie interviewing a handlebar mustache in a boutique donut shoppe. Assume the job was barber/dentist or telegraph decoder

[Cory Wilkerson @corywilkerson]

This picture of Grace Hopper is so amazing.

[John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets]

Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me.

*Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes*

Well that sucked.

[Nik Krimm @nik_]

@corywilkerson tip: we heard a baby under 3mos will fall asleep when overstimulated. took z to two towers at two weeks old. worked.

[Nik Krimm @nik_]

still thinks "Been caught stealing -- once -- when I was five." is one of the greatest song boasts ever.

[Nik Krimm @nik_]

@jsatk "No shame" is redundant after first line.