Nikki Glaser

Not the funny one. if it’s #GISH time, mute as needed.

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@kblicious @MichaelaOkla Makes total sense!! This is me with 'indictment.'

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@MellDurango @KSchaferPhD Yesss. This broke me for a while.

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@JTillipman @amazon So…it’s either a fort-size box with excessive amounts of paper or plastic bubbles for our single cat toy… or none at all. No in between! 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@aneerbas @mom_needsalife Ooh yes this, but with Sesame Street over here.

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@jdubspear @clhubes LOL I just saw this too and thought I MUST be missing something...but...no.

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@TylerJRoney Otter pops, blue

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@sam_baker @clhubes Hi, it's me...🙋

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@easternharps @clhubes This is my life! We’ve tried all the things and inevitably end up back at an 11:30/midnight bedtime and 10:30 am wake up (bc we wake her; pretty sure she’d prefer to be nocturnal).

[Minnesotans for Paid Family & Medical Leave @mn4pfl]

Maccabee-Ryaboy: Most people don’t know how common it is for us to see children alone in their hospital rooms, because their parents can’t afford to take off work and stay with them.
Some kids are hospitalized for weeks or even months.

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@baileymeyers Indictment

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@JTillipman The real war on Christmas 🥴🤢

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@EmbryEthan Ddxdddecdef CD cxd,dote@ttr @t@#issue

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@JTillipman Ok, but also you are like a jury summons magnet, though.

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@clhubes @TheMizzCandy Except that’s the cat’s time…

[Multinational Unicorns @Unicorns4Gish]

#GISH #POCKETPOCALYPSE

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

that’s my emotional support unfolded pile of laundry

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@JTillipman 😒 🥴Did you also stand on the left and come to a complete stop at the bottom of the escalator?

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@JTillipman A new practicum or experiential offering, perhaps?

[Tyler Jones @TylerMJones]

This is my son Addison. He’s 3 months old and yesterday he tested positive for COVID. My wife and I are vaxxed/boosted but hes obv not. He’s miserable. Can barely sleep, fever, nonstop crying.

Pls get vaxxed. If not for yourself, for our little ones who can’t protect themselves.

[Nikki Glaser @nikeeley]

@deansdip @gnicklaser keeps us well stocked with @Deansdip. 🎉