nikki cook

i draw. I am very tall and am descended from Norwegian prize fighters.

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

Just came on here to say I deleted uber. #DELETEYourUberAcct

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

My doctor's office sells low-carb bread. Like, "thank you for stopping by for your flu shot, would you also like some bread? 5.99$"

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

Heey @nationalgridus - We've been waiting for now 9 hours and still told not to step out. How are we supposed to know if you're not coming?

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

I really like these solar jar things

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

Anyone need free lighting stuff? This is actually me, nikki. Not a bot. https://t.co/bFvyFSgz5O

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

Common dude. I want to hate on you and judge how you spend your free time. I can't do that when all you're giving me is a photo & alma mater

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

I am personally offended that the people I'm trying to FB stalk don't have Facebook or are too good at adult to have public accounts.

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

I'm bad at Twitter.

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

Someone got hit by a train a station down from me. This means I am late to an interview. I am filled with rage.

[NYScanner @nyscanner]

Brooklyn: *4 Alarm Fire* Box3000 at 1312 Glenwood Rd Heavy fire in a 3 story frame private dwelling. Fire extension to 2 exposure buildings.

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

Well. Giant fire two blocks over woke everyone up and put the whole neighborhood on edge. I might as well get going on a page.

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

This moosh is going to hang out while I draw. "Common, don't you want to pet me?"

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

Much bigger dude just came in and sat on a dude man-spreading. I have been entertained.

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

This is basically how I'd like to spend my day.

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

Twitter ads are bizarre. "Looking for health tips?" Well, shit. Not on Twitter I'm not.

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

Now everyone is uncomfortable.

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

Looking at hilarious dirty fan art while people next to me totally disregard train etiquette. Oh how do you like this LotR elvish dick?

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

I'm crabby and everyone is an asshole this morning.

[nikki cook @nikkicook]

I kinda judge the middle age hippy white lady with the biggie tshirt. I shouldn't. But I do.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It's over. Not one word about economic inequality, climate change, Citizens United or student debt. That's why the Rs are so out of touch.