nikki gooch

Provider of biscuits, drinker of wine, lover of cheese. Stage manager.

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

@ThreeUK what is this? Why has my data been turned off??

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

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[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

@Dreams_Queries
Supposed to have a delivery on Saturday, it never arrived. Customer service line not working and told to use chat, who then told me to fill in an online form. I still can't get through on the phone and all I want is for someone to tell me where my order is!!

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

@Icepixie2 I have eaten so much in the last week that I do look like I'm about to give birth. Ade has had precisely zero weightloss/fitness ads so it's 100% all aimed at women 😡

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

27th December and every single social media ad is now for discounted weightloss products...🙄

[National Trust @nationaltrust]

We are shocked and desperately saddened to learn that the famous Sycamore Gap tree at Hadrian's Wall has been felled overnight, in what appears to be an act of vandalism.

We know just how much this iconic tree is loved locally, nationally and by everyone who has visited.

We are working with our partners to understand what has happened and what can be done.

The incident has also been reported to the police.

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

Just watched the last episode of #FireflyLane and now I am a sobbing mess. 😭

[Tim Minchin @timminchin]

This is absolutely gorgeous.
(Although a little confusing for me, given that I’m obviously going for the Australian women’s team which is called - ahem - The Matildas. 🤪)

#WorldCup ⚽️ #Matildas #Lionesses
@bbcsport

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

About to turn 37, so obviously I have gone out tonight and consumed a fuck load of tequila because my brain is still 17...
Tomorrow is going to hurt.

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

@NicDaykin @GOVUK I didn't get one either. 🤔

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

Anyone else not get the emergency alert at all?#emergencyalert

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

Someone got into the catnip and is off her tits...

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

When you go into @LidlGB for hot cross buns and they don't have any so you go home with a limequat tree instead...

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

@ItsAlisonWard Still clear so far 🤞

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

The other half has gone down with norovirus, so rather than trying to get some sleep my brain is calculating how many hours I might have left before it gets me too...

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

@TheLastLeg Gone with the Binned #Rubbishnames

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

There was a Kingfisher flitting about as I walked along the river yesterday. As you can see I am an excellent wildlife photographer. #ukwildlife #UKbirds #nature #NaturePhotography #blueblob

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

I'm supposed to be in at the office today rather than working from home...#weathersaysnope #uksnow #kentsnow #WinterWonderland

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

@ItsAlisonWard We're used to festive tinsel poop at this time of the year (and tinsel is now banned from the house), but this was a new level. Thankfully it has all been pooped out and hasn't required surgery!

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

This is an xray of chewed up wire from Christmas lights inside a cat. How was your weekend?
#sphynxcat #vetbills #hesfinebutknowshesbeennaughty

[nikki gooch @nikkigooch]

@Icepixie2 Thankfully he is fine, but sifting through cat poop to find bits of wire isn't my idea of fun. 🤢