Nikki Shaw

good vibes

[Lincoln Police @Lincoln_Police]

FROM DER UP NORT
Unsure how they roll in MN, but in #LNK...not recommended [illegal] to:
1. Urinate on the decorative downtown shrubbery (in front of an Ofc)
2. Lie about your age
3. Lie about your identity
4. Run from the cops

Dat Gopher's gonna miss the game ta-marra
#LPD #GBR

[Jenna Jagow @JennaJagow]

High school me: mom stop calling me. I’m busy leave me alone

College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes ago but I’m calling to let you know that it’s raining here and that I just drank an ice coffee...ok I’ll call you back in 7 minutes

[Nikki Shaw @nikkishaw_]

@ColeNicholson23 YAYYY Cole, so proud of u❤️❤️❤️ no suprise though

[Cole @ColeNicholson23]

Excited to announce my commitment to further my education and basketball career at the University of Northern Colorado!

[Kyle Brownlee @_kylebrownlee]

how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what’s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck

[nick @nickhansonMN]

you don't realize how poorly you've been treated in the past until someone comes along and treats you the way you should be treated

[marilee @maribuentello]

@fIame

[Maddy @_madsmann_]

So a few weeks ago my mom saw my juul on my laptop charging and to cover my ass i told her it was a WiFi enhancer. My ass came home from work AND FOUND HER AT HER LAPTOP WITH MY JUUL PLUGGED IN!!!! This bitch looked at me and said “it’s not enhancing my wifi...”

[Jack Ryan - JR @Jack_ryan2335]

A Poem written by @hunter_flannery about my nickname for an English assignment. “Baller Pro” is signing off #lastdayconfession? #nomoreBPRO

[popular slut @kindslut]

this is how dramatic i am

[The Big Lonowski @Hailey_Lonowski]

My freshman year I took a class called Western Civilization After 1700, a bonus question on the final asked what period the course covered...I put 10:00-10:50 am. I think about it everyday.

[Jeff @gnarjeff]

Yesterday I learned that my mom has no idea what our dog looks like

[Nikki Shaw @nikkishaw_]

Looks like I failed on this one #rip https://t.co/SiXKxEgnVk

[Nikki Shaw @nikkishaw_]

New Years resolution: not to wait until the last 2 weeks of the semester to start my online classes