Nikki Yeo

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[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

My MIL texting me for the first time in 2 months to come for a visit on at the same time I'm out of town for a day of high-risk pregnancy appts really just sums up how oblivious she is to everything going on in our lives

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

@realgirl_fieri I would rather host every single holiday/family function than have to load up my kids, toys, diaper bag, snacks they'll actually eat, sleep gear, etc. and tote it to someone else's house just to have to chase and childproof the whole time

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

The absolute worst part about being married to a blue collar man is getting the "big delay on site today" text

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

The MIL never fails to disappoint 🤦‍♀️

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

Mixed up my days for a meeting this week and so torn about telling my husband or taking advantage of this new-found "me time" to gtfo when he gets home from work

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

New level of exhaustion unlocked

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

Sitting in my backyard drinking Coronas with my hubs and playing with our beautiful babes, thinking about the summers I spent living in the city drinking Brava and dreaming about everything I have right now 😍 #fuckinglifeman

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

To the people who were supposed to be my village but just never bothered to show up for me and my kids: you have no idea what incredible little people you're missing out on

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

The actual fucking nerve of some of these bitches

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

My oldest turns 3 tomorrow and I am feeling all the feels 😍😭

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

Last week MIL asked hubs and I multiple times (separately) if we would pop by. We told her we had major clean up to do from house repairs and multiple bday parties with the kids, so no. What does she do? Cordinates a fam jam and then Sun AM tries to guilt us into coming- we didnt

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

Saw a post the other day where a woman said something along the lines of "if you blatantly dislike and disrespect me, what makes you think you get to spend time with my child?" and when I tell you how hard that hit home

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

My MIL got heated trying to convince us that my husband is turning 37 next month (he's turning 32), because obvy she would know right? Narcissism in a nutshull

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

@hinz_tamara We consider Mother's Day an "active duty" moms holiday - that is to say my mom and MIL get phone calls/facetime but the day is focused around me with my babes; they've had 30-40yrs of special days just for them and now it's our turn :)

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

I get gaslighted enough by my own mother - think I'll take a pass on getting it from my MIL too thanks

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

Unpopular parenting opinion : the hubs is in charge of any and all diaper changes (especially the stinkers) on the weekends. I deal with enough shit during the week #yourturn

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

Sometimes all you really need is a bit of perspective

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

Constantly-made-to-feel-like-burden-so-physically-incapable-of-asking-for-help kinda childhood trauma got me gassed these days

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

Why my neighbour feels the need to complain about my dog barking at solicitors in the middle of the afternoon but blasts music with excessive bass from 7pm-11pm every weeknight has my gears fucking ground man

[Nikki Yeo @nikkit_5]

What I think *some* men don't get is that if wifey is doing everything on her own, what does she need you for?...