nik

trader joe’s stan / ♌︎ ♈︎ ♏︎

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

How it feels to have a bf who takes care of things for me when I'm overwhelmed

[brian @brianonhere]

whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde

[nik @nikkixphillips]

was already at rock bottom (feeling a little sick) and then my bf brought home liquid nyquil instead of the pills

[nik @nikkixphillips]

eating a meatloaf sandwich while la dispute sings “can i still get into heaven if i kill myself” is crazy

[໊ @user0000O0]

trying to start over at my grown ass age

[nik @nikkixphillips]

idk when it happened but easter accidentally became my favorite holiday and it’s so funny to me. i’m not even religious i just really love egg shaped candies, pastels and cute stuffed bunnies. everything outside of the jesus stuff just really speaks to me

[nik @nikkixphillips]

mad at my bf bc he said everyone in his dream got a brand new car but i wasn’t in it

[tiramisudestroyer @blueslimeeat3r]

if protein is meant for me, it will find me. no matter what i eat.

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

Ultimately I have to be brave

[nik @nikkixphillips]

@FrackingExpert1 👎

[nik @nikkixphillips]

this is how it feels when my bf says i can’t tickle him

[nik @nikkixphillips]

spent 26 minutes of my weekly one on one with my boss describing every sourdough loaf i have made in great detail

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Right to bear arms but if you do then 6 retarded high school dropouts will shoot you dead

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

😭😭😭😭

[nik @nikkixphillips]

this is what the christians meant when they said the lord works in mysterious ways

[nik @nikkixphillips]

amazon sent me a random box of toys and i immediately facetimed ciarra to do an unboxing video. today rules

[nik @nikkixphillips]

rest in peace black bean quesalupa no sour cream add avocado ranch

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

i have grieved discontinued taco bell menu items harder than erika kirk has grieved her dead husband

[nik @nikkixphillips]

unfollowing my bf bc my fyp is all tweets about 50 year mortgages and i know it’s his fault

[nik @nikkixphillips]

dicks up when i step in the party

[nik @nikkixphillips]

me and ciarra ❤️

[Toni Laperreti @tonilaperreti]

Squad is trying to get creative with ways to get intoxicated this weekend without spending a lot of money