Niko Neuman

way she goes bub

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

Have never lost a staring contest with a stranger

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

I will be honest I do love it when someone introduces themselves as their nickname

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

How yall responding to the Kamala text asking for 30 bones? I'll start

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

RFK won the debate last night.

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

@BookitWithTrent I just simply don't understand how you do it

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

@BookitWithTrent Dodgers ML?

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

@BookitWithTrent Just HAMMERED Iowa too... why didn't I check twitter first 😭

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

@BookitWithTrent Was down 12 units, now I'm up 4 😂😂 thank you top g :)

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

@karrrots Boy jobs 👦

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Me after hitting a bong

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

What a time to sit back and watch the world unfold 😎

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

POV ur a semi driver who swerves into the fast lane and cuts me off and goes 1 mph faster than the semi he's passing:

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

The AUDACITY of semi drivers

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

Pooping without your phone feels like a timeout

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

@emkoehn_ Read this tweet and thought it would have 132,000 likes... despicable

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

@BiggMikkee Tequila 🙌🏼

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

Fighting the intrusive urge to yell "FINE FINE FINE" back at the crosswalk voice telling me to "wait wait wait"

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

Girlfriend says I wipe weird after I poop... She needs to worry about her own shit

[Niko Neuman @niknilly]

One thing about me: I don't even need to know the general vicinity of WHERE your story is taking place. Just get it out Brandon

[Bicycle Cards @bicyclecards]

♣️♦️♥️♠️ Were you aware of the Symbolism in Cards? That the 2 colors traditionally used for the suits represent night & day? Or that the 4 suits represent the 4 seasons & the 12 court cards represent the 12 months in a year.

Crazy Right?
#BicycleCards #mindBlown