Stanley Yelnats

To live will be an awfully big adventure

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@finebaum I used to respect this guy lmao what a joke

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@bravo_1776 @baker_girlie That wasn’t the cop. That was the douchebag instigating and pressing the charges.

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@WhatLsLifeYo @BluejayMBB @cucoachmac Tell me you haven’t watched a lick of High Point basketball without telling me.

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@ken16020977 @guitars_cars @Geniustechw The full context is it’s a dog park. Dog parks, as I’m sure you know, were made so dogs can run around freely in an enclosed area. I’m sure you already knew that though.

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@Sam_Mindset @ESPNNBA Most people don’t play in the NBA.

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@Keel_35 @BullyGingerz @HuskerMBB @payton_20_ I know everybody wants to go back and forth, but as a Husker fan just happy for both of them and their family. Payton had an incredible career at Iowa (just got his first NBA points as well) and now little bro is doing the same in Lincoln.

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@TheMuchoDinero @barstoolsports It’s literally his first year as HC after Coach Huss went back to Creighton lmao

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@MetaOrbitHQ @CollinRugg lol you Ohio residents are being robbed by your governors for all the resources wasted on this bs case and you’re worried about a fucking song? Get a clue pal

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@perseverare1776 @krolhj59 To be on drugs like that unfortunately there is generally a mental illness involved.

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@John_Fanta Omaha already hosts like every 2-3 years. I’m confused the point of this post.

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@Lexaphus @John_Fanta There is literally no need.

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@BFW @DearOldState_16 The Pirates winning lol. Don’t think we have to worry about that

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@BussinWTB @_willcompton Alright this dudes really pissing me the fuck off now.

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@rushthecourt How can you not love this guy?

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@noah_p42 @dmtcommenter @JonRothstein In this case, “coaches” meaning the 18 head coaches of the Big Ten, not whatever you’re referencing.

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@newyorkgrooovee @Travis1 Yeah this post is weird. It says “right now” as if that doesn’t imply this current season. I think what it’s getting at is the programs is general, like last multiple years. Which is why they have CU over STJ. But let’s be honest they made this post for clicks.

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@thorku @Notrollingtime Sure. I generally agree here. Not everything is Kwesi’s fault. But his job was roster management, no? I know the Vikings don’t have a real plan moving forward right now (maybe they do with Rob) but it is unequivocally a good thing he is gone.

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@remy_martin619 @ShoelaceSooner @xNickOnline @stoolpresidente You know Norway won the Olympics right? This is the funniest and saddest cope I’ve seen yet 🤣

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

“You have three older brothers that now look up to you. You will always be our champion.”

As Haley Winn gets ready for @TeamUSA’s gold medal game against Canada, her brothers, Casey, Ryan and Tommy, leave their sister an encouraging and heartwarming voicemail. ❤️

@usahockey | @Olympics

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@brody_myers15 @HurrdatSports Excuse for what?

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@brody_myers15 @HurrdatSports Just beat UConn. Fuck you.