🚨 Surreal to watch @AndrewMarr9 face @CountBinface and concede he might win in Clacton 😆
This final act of Farage and Brexit has potential to upstage Shakespeare’s Midsummer Night’s dream 🤣
"Were Count Binface to be elected as Count Binface your mandate is as Count Binface. Now under current parliamentary rules you wouldn't be able to appear in the Chamber like this."
@nicholaswatt on the challenges facing Count Binface if he's elected in Clacton.
#Newsnight
'Well, it's a heatwave for goodness sake!'
Nigel Farage's by-election opponent, @CountBinface, explains why he's not going to fight a 'serious' door-to-door campaign in Clacton.
Andrew Marr: " The Commons rules are very clear and they forbid face coverings "
Count Binface: " Well the Commons rules are very clear about what you can do with donations , but that seems to have got all murky so why can't I see how the line can get tested ? "
#lbc#farage #clacton @CountBinface
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😹😹😹 @CountBinface on BBC Breakfast:
“Maybe they’ve noticed Nigel is having a rather peculiar hissy fit and they’re keeping their powder dry for a second by-election when the parliamentary committee reports.”
🔥 Then the best bit:
“Vote Binface and you save the British taxpayer £380,000.” 😂
#ClactonElection 🗑️ 🔥
I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.
It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.
But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.
🚨 NEW: Rachel Reeves confirms the Clacton by-election will go ahead
"It is a farce and a desperate distraction. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him"
If Count Binface ends Nigel Farage’s political career in this silly hissyfit unnecessary by-election it will be the single greatest moment in British politics
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The only scandal that would cause Nigel Farage to lose voters would be the discovery that he's actually a compassionate human being who has been using his wealth to fund refugee charities.