@HighwaysSEAST Ok thanks. My son’s late for a crucial karting race @BrentwoodKartin! Any chance you could just slip us through the west tunnel so he can race? 😉
@CashApp an elderly relative has lost thousands of dollars thru a CashApp account. The fraudsters use your app to access her bank account. Can you help stop this??
“Ah.”
“Yep”
“Makes sense”
“Yep. They want an unprotected endpoint so they can get installed and ransom you. That’s how they roll”
“I need to go”
Cyber hygiene. Boring. Important. Hard to do well.
“So my friend, what’s new in cyber?”
“New toy time! We got CyberStealthNinjaWarrior EDR running on the endpoints”
“Sweet! Awesome product! Great choice. So many adverts. Pretty pricey, I expect?”
“Oh yeah, now you come to mention it….“
“No. Seriously? You? Wow”
“So come on, who’s so expert at finding these unprotected machines?”
“Your adversary.”