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@JohnKruk yo it’s Alex’s birthday today

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Memoir subtitle 44: An Island of Sarcasm in a Sea of Overwhelming Positivity

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I’m going to do a better job of tweeting excellent subtitle memoirs as of today. And I’ll start it off with this thread of old ones I found searching various messages on my laptop

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Memoir subtitle 43: I mean I want to know but I don’t want to say

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@vinny_two_shoes I’ve lived this nightmare

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My last two brain cells every morning

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Memoir subtitle 42: sassy grandma

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Actual footage of me watching every episode of Ted lasso: 🥲

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@matt_simpson512 Me. I bought one. It’s me

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Boats???????

[a🌟 @parisandior]

energy I think vs energy I am
I’m radiating radiating

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No greater thrill for the lactose intolerant than ordering an iced latte with Not Cow Milk & trusting a stranger to not poison you

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@KyleNichols_31 That’s the problem Kyle. I could be filling out a single form and I still use both types of twos on it!!!!! Who did this to me!!!

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Trying to figure out what trauma in my life caused me to write 2’s both ways

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@HarrisonElbert What if you drove to philadelphia anyway

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Just got an ad that says “move over sweatpants” and sheeeeeesh y’all targeting the wrong gal

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@rejectedjokes What is the most important kitchen appliance