You havenโt truly experienced Nigerian adulthood until youโve had money in your account and still calculated whether you can afford to leave the house.
SMH
โMy leader, my leaderโ.
At 30,40 years old theyโve never given you a full bottle of liquor thatโs not Gordonโs nor X1.
Anything expensive, itโs the left over from the car you get, and in some cases, if they remember later, and ask for it, youโre in trouble.
Thatโs a lie.
But for max pleasure, combine both.
During doggy, bend over her back, put your arm around her thigh and reach for her clit, flick in alternating motion to your strokes.
Gives you room to kiss, bite her ears, behind her neck, shoulder as a final nail on the coffin.
The audacity of some of you though ๐ ๐ wdym โyouโre a fine girl but cause you support Manutd itโs a red flag for meโ
If you donโt gtfo of my Dm.