Chris Mertens

Clarinettist. Stripey Jumper Enthusiast. Needless Suit Wearer.

[Chris Mertens @nilsatis_]

@djmauger Shall we go?

[Chris Mertens @nilsatis_]

@DustinNickerson @djmauger

[Everton @Everton]

🎶 60 grand, 60 grand Seamus Coleman... 🎶

[LEGO Games News* @LEGOTtNewsI]

GIVEAWAY 🚨🦇

We are giving two lucky people a free DIGITAL code for the Deluxe Edition for #LEGOBatmanGame on May 18th

All you have to do is retweet/follow and comment what your favorite LEGO Game is!

[Chris Mertens @nilsatis_]

@LEGOTtNewsI Og Batman. Sunk hours into it…

[pan em crise. @panemcrise]

Quando você come porque está triste e agora está gorda e triste:

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

WORTH THE WATCH:

his name is Azeem Banatwalla and this is one of the most creative and hilarious comedy bits you will ever hear. someone's definitely going to try and replicate it. 😭

[Everton @Everton]

Still one of us and a big few months ahead. Everyone at Everton is behind you, Dwight. 👊💙

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10

[Chris Mertens @nilsatis_]

@NFLUKIRE @EAMaddenNFL PS5

[Chris Mertens @nilsatis_]

@djmauger We get it with McNeil. People saying he’s shit when he’s been our top assister for 2 years and he only played half a season last year. People can’t have nice things sometimes…

[Everton @Everton]

You heard it from Reidy first – it’s only #Pepsi round here.

Welcoming our new Official Soft Drinks Partner and a Founding Partner of Hill Dickinson Stadium.

@Pepsi 🤝💙

[Chris Mertens @nilsatis_]

@djmauger Nah you play us twice

[Chris Mertens @nilsatis_]

@lorenariot @wwhitebrickroad @AXS_UK It still didn’t work for me 😭

[Chris Mertens @nilsatis_]

Shocking from @AXS_UK again. Seems they’ve cleared all the people and none of the actual bots. Useless.. #mcr

[Chris Mertens @nilsatis_]

@WokingCollege Phenomenal results Team Woking

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

I bought a vinyl record yesterday called "Sounds Wasps make".
When I got home and played it, I said to myself, “This doesn't sound anything like wasps."
Then I realised, I was playing the bee side..