Nils Harald Berge

plain old geek

[Nils Harald Berge @nilshb]

Upside down @KevlinHenney brought to you by BaneNor (Oslo Central Station)

[Nils Harald Berge @nilshb]

@janolaveide heldigvis kan de betrygge oss med at det er heeeeelt trygt å bestille ferie i utlandet #dagsrevyen

[Nils Harald Berge @nilshb]

@janolaveide Helt utrolig. Jeg har ikke ord...

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Trump shutdown architects

[Nils Harald Berge @nilshb]

@janolaveide Burde heller søke etter en fornybar ressurs. Billigere over tid og bedre for miljøet.

[Christin Gorman @ChristinGorman]

Den offentlige digitale støvsugeren?
Nei vet du hva, jeg synes ikke så veldig synd på konsulentbransjen som nå mister muligheter til å støvsuge statskassa for penger som før. Heia Nav! Dere har skjønt det!
https://t.co/v6fpJYaSqQ

[Morten @mortenag]

I agree with Donald. Java developers really need to learn principles of functional programming, not just the streams api and lambda syntax

[Nils Harald Berge @nilshb]

https://t.co/GMGJWNr95i

[Nils Harald Berge @nilshb]

@janolaveide it all mounts down to a stupid comma mistake in the early days:
"fix it, not maybe next year" -> "fix it not, maybe next year"

[Nils Harald Berge @nilshb]

"SOA quickly turned into the rape victim of a vendor infested lock-in massacre..." @BertErtman #javazone

[Nils Harald Berge @nilshb]

@janolaveide ohhh, you where lucy. I didn't have it in human language. Only binary. And scrambled by intense solar activity.

[Nils Harald Berge @nilshb]

@janolaveide when I was young I had to memorize TAOCP. Backwards.

[Nils Harald Berge @nilshb]

@janolaveide they don't even know who GOF is, never mind the book. And they call themselves programmers.

[Nils Harald Berge @nilshb]

Onion architecture: architecture with lots of layers that makes you cry when you cut through it. Very common...

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Instead of adding a leap second we should be correcting the speed of the Earth's rotation. This is just laziness.

[Nils Harald Berge @nilshb]

Continuous delivery is not something you can install. It's a culture you need to build. @jeff_french #ndcoslo

[Nils Harald Berge @nilshb]

Fsharp mutable keyword - keyword of shame! @venkat_s #ndcoslo

[Nils Harald Berge @nilshb]

@janolaveide for 4de gang sender de ut nye billetter til alle. Tviler litt på at siste billett er feilfri... #LiveTesting

[Nils Harald Berge @nilshb]

La meg gjette på at Boomset ikke kommer til å håndtere billetter for NDC Oslo neste år(?)