RBG4eva

“They say a ship is safest in its harbor but that’s not what ships were built to do.” All opinions are mine alone.

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@MerriamWebster Basically

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@TobyornotToby @chrislhayes @atrupar Tack on a “let me be crystal clear” and watch the near aphasia that follows…

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@TheEvilWitches Nope. But my mom is a modern Puritan.

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@AkilahObviously Video game stuff. Rubik’s cubes. Those squishmallow stuffed animal things.

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@mommyshorts I’ve been using it for a year. Love the “woke up like this” foundation.

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@pjsercel @laurenthehough Won’t someone think of the poor oppressed men? 🙄

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@baileymeyers Misled — mai-zld. The irony, I know. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@sarahclazarus Had my first one before kids and Zomg…. After shoving two babies outta there, it was really only a strong pinch.

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@LexTextilia Stunning.

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@ThatEricAlper RBJ

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@LexTextilia Agree. This strategy is the worst.

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@TheEvilWitches I was induced with both kids. Honestly, I liked induction. No panicked ride to the hospital only to be told to return later when contractions were closer together. I had no idea what to expect during labor anyway, so I didn’t feel less prepared as a result of induction.

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@ThatEricAlper My youth.

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@LexTextilia Our 2nd grader was diagnosed with the hyperactive version which has triggered an evaluation of our 4th grader for the inattentive version.

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@LexTextilia As a resident of a town that borders Salem, I cannot stress enough how true this is.

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@jonfavs I was just in Stow two days ago. It’s basically a ghost town now.

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@LexTextilia Fuck off. 👍

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@TheEvilWitches Crowded bars. Really, crowded anywhere.

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@janeruffino Would prefer to have the entirety of Enya’s catalogue broadcast into my twat. Also, can you imagine the post treatment queef?