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[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Spain editing Trump out of the World Cup victory photo is legitimately funny and the kind of thing that will drive him absolutely insane for the rest of his miserable life.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Ibuprofen looking around in my body not knowing where to start:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow I can’t believe Epstein killed himself before realizing it was all a hoax

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

finding a white person's dog would fix all my financial problems

[the mash @nin_machine]

MIAMI IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WINTER AND WE ON THE JET SKIS

[the mash @nin_machine]

i think i like him?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

If I’m gonna be fair these questions needs to be asked today.

Why is the release of the Epstein list always a shit show?

What’s the point of booting out illegals and criminals while somehow becoming a safe haven for the Tate brothers?

Why is Crypto in the toilet if Trump is crypto king?

How far does Tsla stock have to crash before Elon goes back to work?

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

If a Muslim shot two people in Miami because he thought they were Israelis it would be called terrorism and there would be wall-to-wall media coverage.

[the mash @nin_machine]

chode ultra

[Jamis “Jimmy” Nagro @JamisNagro42069]

Decided to take it easy today. Hope no one minds. #keepingitcool

[b r a n d i @futurewipes]

“THE WIZRD”

6 YEARS AGO TODAY

GREATEST ALBUM EVER MADE

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[pris @pwiscila]

I’m not sure I like your tone

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

She so mad, I said merry Christmas and she said thank u 💀

[J @verythickvajjjj]

lol we send 18 year olds across the world with machine guns to kill people to resolve policy differences.

[David Kobrosky @thebrunchguy]

Cancer Free!! Phew. After 12 rounds of chemo, I’m officially in the clear.

I can’t express how grateful I am for everyone who showed up — whether it was family joining me during treatments or a thoughtful text from an old friend. Thank you.

Most of all, I’m excited to live.

If that weren’t incredible enough, we also managed to fundraise enough to cover someone else’s cancer treatment. A huge thank you to everyone who donated, and to MSK and the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society for making this happen.

Next steps for me: I’ll have scans every three months for the next two years, and then every six months for the following three years. I’m confident the cancer won’t come back, but if it does, we’ll beat it again.

Life is good. Onwards!

[the mash @nin_machine]

out here in Toronto shado

[the mash @nin_machine]

bruce jenner shut the fuck up

[DailyRapFacts @DailyRapFacts]

YOUNG THUG IS FREE!!!

HE HAS ACCEPTED A PLEA DEAL AND WILL SERVE 15 YEARS PROBATION

[the mash @nin_machine]

just saying i wouldn’t have fell off that balcony u feel me

[Tez. @ItsMontez]

gypsy please! lmfaoo