Lana Del Chud

This app fucking sucks

[Lana Del Chud @ninescoreless]

@escapefrommelos They had to know when they put "Cut Physique" right?

[Lana Del Chud @ninescoreless]

@captgouda24 The High school bully and his victim

[Lana Del Chud @ninescoreless]

Dont forget to tip your local peptide dealer

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

You see, we had no choice but to raise the prices on everything by bombing Iran. It doesn’t matter if it costs us the midterms. It was the right thing to do.

But ICE getting too aggressive? Hey man, we’ve got a midterm to win.

You can count me out on this trash.

[Hamiltonian Zoomer🌲 @nolibertarians]

"Hello sir, we wanted to let you know that your ancestry results are available! It looks like you're 16% Irish!"

...

"Sir?"

[Lana Del Chud @ninescoreless]

Match with chick named Hope on hinge. She never messages back. You may have hope but Hope wants nothing to do with you. The universe is cruel

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

I have the courage to say what no politician will: If we're going to have property tax relief for any cohort by age it should be for those under age 35

All incentives should be explicitly age gated to EXCLUDE seniors

[Lana Del Chud @ninescoreless]

@jess_ann_pin Men are bad because women like men with money and status

[Lana Del Chud @ninescoreless]

Men are bad because women like a man with money and status

[Jessica Pin @jess_ann_pin]

Men cause status/money hypergamy by leveraging their money and status to date women much better looking than them.

Men cause looks hypergamy by being promiscuous slurs who deceive multiple women into thinking they are serious at a time.

Then men complain about the hypergamy that they cause. It doesn’t make logical sense.

[Lana Del Chud @ninescoreless]

@NCyotee Women cannot fathom that we have intense feelings and emotions. A totally foreign concrpt for them.

[Lana Del Chud @ninescoreless]

@blindobserver0 @lporiginalg I would've been one shotted by this at 13

[Lana Del Chud @ninescoreless]

@hydro_cloud @Narddog4747 Voice Message Americans

[Lana Del Chud @ninescoreless]

In honor of the life of Lindsey Graham they will be milking AOC on the white house lawn

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

“Take it, it’s yours - it’s a gift, it’s a kindness. You know how to use it, you know what to do with it. The bullets have your name written on them”

“Right, I’ll have to see if I can get it through customs”

“Pull the trigger - :click: - it’s all over. We all see it, we all see how this ends. So I do this for you. Relief for the weary traveller now at the end of his journey”

[Lana Del Chud @ninescoreless]

Black people will say they love their jobs and its just carjacking

[Lana Del Chud @ninescoreless]

@TsarAnastasios Gem

[Lana Del Chud @ninescoreless]

Jonathan Tah doesn't miss that penalty if Hitler wins WW2.

[Lana Del Chud @ninescoreless]

Ive been dehydration maxing recently and the pumps are life changing

[Lana Del Chud @ninescoreless]

The sweet relief of being swallowed head first by the garbage disposal