Heisenberg

#husband @SpankYouSilly #stepdad #biker #coffeefiend #beerbrewer #animallover #atheist

[Heisenberg @Ninja_RAT]

@SpankYouSilly: "I think I need to just go to the bathroom to let these farts out, before I kill someone I love". I love my wife!! <3

[Heisenberg @Ninja_RAT]

@charliekirk11 Antisemite says what?!

[Heisenberg @Ninja_RAT]

Chef's kiss!

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@StormTaker_ @MarkHamill

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@mmpadellan Sorry to interrupt but have you looked at your profile page lately? Big fan, by the way. 😎

[Heisenberg @Ninja_RAT]

@ThisIsKyleR What a tool.

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@Oatmeal I wasn't until I saw your post. 🤓

[Heisenberg @Ninja_RAT]

@ReallyAmerican1 @mmpadellan There needs to be an aptitude test for members of congress.

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@AmandaLarreni Dumb blondes. 😂

[Heisenberg @Ninja_RAT]

@covie_93 'murica hasn't lost interest in candidates with no applicable experience vying for the presidency. Idiocracy at its finest.

[Heisenberg @Ninja_RAT]

@JoeMyGod Neck-beard energy indeed. Furthers my belief that county music isn't smart music.

[Daddio @KidCreole3]

Good news everyone. I got the job designing the front covers of the new Ian Fleming James Bond novels

Actually, I just plunked the titles into AI...and this is what came out

What do you think??

THREAD

#JamesBond

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@laurathehuman

[Heisenberg @Ninja_RAT]

@violajune @RadioFreeTom I'm saving this as well. But seriously is the house smelling like garlic a bad thing? 😂

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Do you know what the term “segregation” means? https://t.co/5CKKJM5Avm

[Heisenberg @Ninja_RAT]

@laurathehuman So much diversity! 😆

[Heisenberg @Ninja_RAT]

@laurathehuman @Life360 Think of the bountiful character he's harvesting.

[Heisenberg @Ninja_RAT]

@KidRock Such a flaming douche bag 😂

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

CNN: Five people dead, 6 taken to hospital after downtown Louisville, Kentucky, mass shooting.

MSNBC: 5 people killed in Louisville mass shooting - 6 others badly wounded

Fox News: Popeyes announces new chicken sandwich

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

@RexChapman The answer isn’t more guns, it’s less Republicans.