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Candy Crush Saga Level: 350... Basically I'm winning this life thing. | ig: sne_gee

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Dude! This is gonna be me *pic* "@Qiniso_Elihle: Can't wait till half past one today! :)"

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Last to say Happy Birthday to my big sis, my friend, partner in crime, part-time psychologist,… http://t.co/r4goeJJQgp

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@SthaG @IAmSphum Haha! You guys are old. 🙊

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I'm going into this exam like...

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Weeeeeh! Ungazozenza umuntu ofunde amaGrades kanti waphasa uForm 5. 😅 "@king_bhubesi: ninja_sne doesn’t make sense!!!! Hahahaha! Morning!!"

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If my last tweet makes no sense to you... #TooYoungForMeBro

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It's Friday!!!

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Read "human being" in a book one day... That was the day I stopped trusting people.

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I spent waaay too large a portion of my life thinking that I'm a "human bean"... Why didn't anyone ever correct me? 😳😳😳

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@Zenande_Mcfen my favorite is selfies with totally unrelated "deep" quotes.

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@Wasanga_Mayhem I'm going with weird. Yup. Cos you're weird

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I think I've forgotten what wine tastes like...

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(954): I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken

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Also, the World Cup is the perfect time for you to grow a personality before he realises that you don't have one. #ImHereToHelp

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Whaaaaaaaat!!!! 😆😆😆😆"@Macswell23: ninja_sne Mario is coming... I'm so bleak😭😩😫"

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*season. Transfer season.

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Sidenote: Can't wait for transfer so Tightfist Wenger can disappoint us all over again ❤

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You don't have to pretend to like football... He'll still love you. The World Cup will end and you'll still have your lady bits.

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*tweets names of soccer players I've randomly heard of*

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@Macswell23 @Mnqobi_12 Kuyobe uStha is Miss Universe mayeme naye ke... 😞