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[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

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[Tom Kenny (not the famous one) @Pax_Plastica]

@mishaglouberman Any other deep insights? Like, when you walk more, you get more steps?

[Misha Glouberman @mishaglouberman]

I put eight years of Fitbit data into Claude. It spent a couple of hours analyzing everything, looking for correlations, etc.

What it found:

When I stay up late, I don't get as much sleep

[BoomerGary1958 @garyboomer58]

My son called me yesterday

He’s 29 and ready to buy a house but is struggling to save for a down payment

Asked if I would lend him $80,000

So I did what any dad would do

Told him to no freakin way and took that $80,000 and bought a new Corvette

Why is the younger generation like this?

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My boomer aunt bought her first house in 1987.

Receptionist job. Single income. $61,000 for a 3 bedroom in a good school district.

That house is worth $410,000 today.

Her son is a software engineer. Makes $118,000 a year. Nearly double what she ever made in her career.

Been renting the same one bedroom for six years.

The down payment alone is more than her entire original mortgage was.

Same family. Same work ethic. Twice the income.

He still doesn’t own a single square foot of anything.

She got in before the door closed.

[Raz 🇵🇸🇨🇺🇮🇷🇮🇪📕🔜 Furpoc, ANE @RazLikesRocks]

I tried getting a job at a local supermarket and when I said I was just looking for a summer job they said “that wasnt going to work because our training period is 3 months.”

The job was to be a cashier and stock selves. Three months training period.

[no context gay @nocontextgayy]

It’s free

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

Boomers legitimately believe that the reason the house they bought for $60k is worth $4M is because of something that they did

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨BREAKING: After a major tightening of immigration rules Sweden has rejected 96% of citizenship applications last month

The remaining 4% came from Nordic countries

Now they need to deport the ones already there

[WPL @WomenPostingLs]

Maybe deport 100 million third world foreign invaders so teens can have those jobs again

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: The release of the transcripts around Henry Nowak's murder have revealed that Police Officers went back 6 years in his phone messages to when he was just 12 years old in an attempt to find anything they could use to describe him as a racist

Sickening

[NFL @NFL]

Jaylen Waddle' FIRST big catch as a Bronco 🐎

GBvsDEN on @nflnetwork 
Stream on @NFLPlus

[Zeducation @ZeducationYT]

Classic

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

They forgot to add the price of the silverware, the oven, the cutting board, the bowls, the electricity in the home… this meal probably cost like $10,000 for them

[Will Revieu @Seeing_Redlines]

Our CFO discovered $420,000 in “employee expense fraud” last week.

He sent me the spreadsheet before sunrise.

I assumed somebody had purchased a boat.

Instead, Finance had run every corporate card transaction from the last two years through a new fraud-detection model.

It flagged anything that appeared inconsistent with company policy.

There were 611 violations.

The CFO wanted repayment agreements sent immediately.

I opened the first one.

$86 at an airport restaurant.

Employee was traveling for work.

The second was a hotel in Chicago.

Work trip.

The third was an Uber home at 1:14 AM.

The employee had been at our office until 1:00 AM preparing for a sales pitch the next day.

I asked what exactly the model considered fraudulent.

The CFO explained that it compared transactions against our current expense policy.

I asked when the current policy went into effect.

January.

The model had reviewed expenses going back to 2024.

Finance had effectively invented a time machine where employees could violate rules that did not exist yet.

The CFO said the model was still useful because it had identified “historical noncompliance under present standards.”

I explained that this is also how you can prove George Washington violated modern FAA regulations.

The repayment notices were canceled.

Finance is rerunning the audit using the correct policies.

The revised amount of suspected fraud is $312.

Someone expensed a massage in Scottsdale.

For the first time all week, Legal and Finance are united.

We want to know who.

[Bhoomika @bhoomikacodes]

i'm the API between claude and my manager

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

We heard of Toxic Masculinity for 20 years

It is now time to talk about Toxic Feminism

[Garret Lewis @GarretLewis]

Darth Vader told the San Diego city council he is in favor of flock cameras! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂