nirved

Jo bolta hu wo karta hu..jo nahi bolta wo tweet karta hu..

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

We're all living in 2018 while this girl livin in 3018.

[Scarface @al_kameeno]

हम झूठी प्रशंसा द्वारा बर्बाद होना तो पसंद करते हैं पर वास्तविक आलोचना द्वारा संभल जाना नहीं।
(नार्मन विंसेंट पील)

[☣काव्य काँची☣ @PoeticKanchi03]

मैं मुहब्बत लिखूँगी
तुम बेवफाई लिखना....
#काँची✍
#शब्द_खेल

[nirved @nirav12dec]

Sarcasm behind twitter like Rohit Sharma

[nirved @nirav12dec]

Enough is not enough

[nirved @nirav12dec]

Husband's time is wife's property.
Wife's time is husband's savings.
#HeSheStory

[bakaitman @bakaitman]

Roses are red
Indian judiciary is dead
Before criminal is sent to jail
He gets a bail.

[Gentleman Code @GentIeCode]

Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from Mom scares me.

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

Missing daddy. @msdhoni

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Gf : Do you miss me?

Vijay Shankar : Yes baby, I miss everything

#INDvBAN

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

Give Dinesh Karthik an exemption to not link his Aadhaar with anything

[bakaitman @bakaitman]

Final step of Nagin Dance.

[IVNAT @ohh__teri]

Earlier:
Take a pic, it'll last longer.

Now:
Take a ss, it'll last forever.

[Certified Kameena @shubhansh1504]

Dronacharya - kya ye khabar sach thi ki aswhathama maara gaya ?

Yudhisthir - haan thi !

[Certified Kameena @shubhansh1504]

Mogambo was killed by !

[🦉 @CeterisParish]

So while we celebrate #HolikaDahan the original site of #Holi shall remain in ruins in Multan

[manu @mnjchoudhary]

.
अगर 'मज़बूरी' का नाम महात्मा गांधी है।

तो

क्यों न 'जबरदस्ती' का नाम नरेंद्र मोदी रख दिया जाए।
😂😂😂

[Nihir Patel 🖋️ @NihirPatel1699]

ઈ જમાનામાં ગઈઢાવ હમજીને જ સોનુ-ચાંદી-સિક્કા દાટી દેતા,
ન મોદી, ન માલ્યા નડે
ખોદો ત્યારે મલ્યા કરે

#PNB_घोटाला