nitr0smash

An old, bald leftist.

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@jamieloftusHELP I'm so happy that it's dawg

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@daveanthony Fuck 'em both, but how does one not root for the old dude to beat up the young guy?

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@IwriteOK Fuck it, Vermin Supreme.

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@jamieloftusHELP Oh sweetie, you're not getting enough existential horror, I'm worried about you.

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@Srirachachau "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me"
Clearly this is pro-establishment music.

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@SWAIM_CORP

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So Wikipedia says that white skin in humans is actually "see-through". Which is kinda neat, I suppose.

But that self-deprecating joke your palest friend makes about being "so white, I'm clear!" really loses some moxie after you know that.

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@BBGreatMoments FREDERICK! FREDDIEEEEE!

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@MartyBurns74 @dieworkwear @wil_da_beast630 Come at the King, you best not miss.

These dudes are mostly missers.

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@lukeisamazing Like, Aragorn is cool and everything, but in all that time, she never happened to meet anyone else?

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@thedollop J? Town.
A? Cab.

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Me: what do you call the thing that is a switch, but for sound?
My Very Patient Audio Friend: That is a mixer.

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@Juliephillia @ZeroSuitCamus YOU GAVE HIM A DOLLAR?!

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I got too high and started feeling sorry for the number 1/5.

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You know that song Dicey Reilly? I can't stop imagining Merry and Pippin singing it about some actual hobbit who lived like 300 years ago.

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@McNasty *enters* whoops, I left my keys in the car
*enters again* uh oh, forgot my ticket
*once again* Sir, please view the exhibits.

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Great moment in Return of the King when Theoden says to Eowyn, "I have left instruction: the people are to follow your rule in my stead."

Perfect example of Jackson speaking like Tolkien.

And then he ruins it 25 seconds later by telling her to smile more.

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That dude commanding the AT-AT during the Battle of Hoth was so locked in that he told Darth Vader, "you may start your landing." You. May. Because I said so.

He didn't even get in trouble for it.

Man, that's porn for fashies.

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@agraybee toasting in epic bread