@JetBlue We were trapped on a shuttle on the tarmac long enough to give me a panic attack. Other passengers started banging on the doors because I’m sure they felt the same.
How many phones screens must I crack and pairs of sunglasses must I lose before I come to the conclusion once and for all that I simply do not deserve to own nice things?
From our last show in Los Angeles on 10/7/16 (which was far too long ago) at the #viperroom featuring our friend, #ChrisLaForge filling in on guitar. We miss him. Thank you to @nixlovesyou for the clip. We need to come back L.A., it’s been too long! #tsunamibomb#losangeles
After showing my 10 yr old niece @tryguys
Celine: you need to date a guy like @KeithHabs
Me: He’s married.
Celine: You need to date someone like @EugeneLeeYang
Me: sigh