Neha Jain

I used to rule the world. Now just a disgruntled servant. Occasional couch potato. Forever a Pink Floyd, Coldplay, Federer, Rahul Dravid and Man United lover.

[Neha Jain @nj1404]

Quick Q: Is it weird for an adult to relate to stuff written by a human pretending to be a dog?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
CC: @dogfather @dog_feelings

[Neha Jain @nj1404]

@kkarthikkgs It is genuinely triggering that you are trying to solve a problem that you don't even understand well enough to begin with and in the stupidest way possible

[Neha Jain @nj1404]

@kkarthikkgs Either this is pure ragebait or grade A idiocity. From having filed a POSH complaint to heading a POSH committee - I can tell you that being a harassaser or an abuser is not a function of the state someone's from, and these leeches are definitely not limited to just these states

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Going back to work after a break involves a few days of waiting to get back into the swing of things. Then eventually you remember you were never in the swing of things even before the break. There is no swing of things. The things remain unswinged.

[Neha Jain @nj1404]

Phew, okay.. it's not just me whose Instagram account that got suspended for absolutely no reason at all. #instagramdown

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I am 32 years old and still deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

If every person on earth just recycled, stopped using plastic straws, and drove an electric car, 100 corporations would still produce 70% of total global emissions.

[Tennis GIFs @tennisgifsmedia]

Djokovic then got a warning for this. Pablo asked how he was not given a point penalty.

[Tennis GIFs @tennisgifsmedia]

Djokovic just tossed his racquet into the stand. No warning.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Ah well” - Translation: Another dream crushed.

[Neha Jain @nj1404]

@usopen @rogerfederer A relief

[Neha Jain @nj1404]

@_shankarganesh Also, slightly more expensive solution but should definitely work - get a domain and set up Google Business. You can definitely transfer drive data from suspended accounts to a new account on the same domain.

[Neha Jain @nj1404]

@_shankarganesh Well, you could just test with two dummy accounts. Although, at this point I cannot think of use cases for account suspension so not sure how you can simulate that.

[Vansh @vanshv2k]

Federer has played 1519 matches in his career. Just 5 withdrawals!

- 2008 Paris Masters QF vs Blake (Back)
- 2012 Doha SF vs Tsonga (Back)
- 2014 ATP Finals F vs Djokovic (Back)
- 2019 Rome QF vs Tsitsipas (leg)
- 2021 RG R4 vs Berrettini (Knee)

Mid- Match Retirements:

NONE!

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

how to put on a bracelet when no one is around.

[Diwakar Kaushik @Pentropy]

Never been so out of focus before. Can't get myself to do any deep work lately.

But thankful to be alive so I think it's ok. 😐

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

rest easy Halo

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Just so we're clear, whenever I recommend a foreign language drama (which is basically all I've watched, every night for the past 3 years), I never want you to watch it dubbed. Always watch it subtitled. OK?