Nick “Nickname” Bair

65% water, 12% fatty acids, 23% Chipotle

[Alice Miranda Ollstein @AliceOllstein]

Pence tries to claim credit for the vaccine announcement this morning, but Pfizer did *not* participate in the Trump administration's Operation Warp Speed and did not get federal $ for its research/development.

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

I’m confused when does he get to his personal grievances

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The right-wing Heritage Foundation, after examining 36 years of mail-in ballots, found only 1,285 cases of voter fraud out of nearly two billion votes cast — a rate of .0000007 percent.

That’s about the same probability as being hit by an asteroid.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Those warnings we gave you about not paying too much attention to results until you're sure a county is fully reported... you're already ignoring them!

But I'll say it again: don't pay much attention to results until you're sure a county is fully reported (mail, in-person, etc.)

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Nothing I've seen or heard about the exit polls give me confidence that they've figured out how to balance the different types of votes that are coming in. Lots of weird, somewhat incongruous results based on what's been reported. I would ignore.

[Sherrod Brown @SenSherrodBrown]

Half a million Ohioans are out of work and more than 5,300 have died.

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

We did not know Presidential winner for certain before midnight on election nights in 1960, 1968, 1976, 2000, 2004, 2016. No one should pretend there would be anything historically unusual if that happens again in 2020.

[Mafe ⁷🇨🇴💜⭐⊙⊝⊜ @flowerwork96]

Christians be attacking others and calling them names based on politics and then say they want people to hear the gospel?? What kind of Jesus do they worship? I don't think mine.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I can’t remember the last time I was this shocked by an NBC programming decision.

[Matt Navarra @MattNavarra]

😮 Wow...

Facebook has published this official response to Netflix’s ‘The Social Dilemma’ documentary

https://t.co/lTjXh9tiNP

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Vanilla ISIS

[FLuuMP @fluumpy90]

The entire gaming community trying to play Rocket League when it goes free to play

Video from @Benaskren

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

My friend: *says something that I disagree with at the very core of my being*

Me: haha yeah idk tho