Nick Hoffman

Some people call me a hero, I don't correct them.

[Nick Hoffman @njhoffman1982]

@MattWalshBlog Why not September, really dropped the ball on the date!

[Nick Hoffman @njhoffman1982]

@dccommonsense @PatAD It brings into question Trump's 23rd consecutive golf championship, starting to think maybe he didn't shoot a 70.

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@atrupar If you think about it, it was actually Biden's fault.

[Nick Hoffman @njhoffman1982]

@sunnyright A turnip garden is very easy to grow, and you can use that to replace your coffee with turnip juice, replace an expensive spinach salad with turnips, and turnip shake instead of the ridiculous protein shakes. You want your $30 lunches? Then work on becoming an upper executive...

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@Corona3743 Oh damn I didn't realize the minimum wage was raised to $30/hr, that's ridiculous, no wonder we have so much inflation!

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@HTWardish People are mad that wealthy people who double their worth every decade just by sitting on money they inherited are telling working class people to shut up and eat their turnips when the minimum wage has been the same for 30 years.

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@jaynitx He is so far up is own ass it's really incredible. "I'm such a genius, I was reading Nietzsche in the original German as a child to square my destiny with my unprecedented cosmic consciousness." The culmination of this journey? Cybertruck

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@TeslaRoshi @Geiger_Capital @farzyness You got your DOGE check? Lucky, still waiting on mine!

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@tmsilverman So we have to eat turnips while the wealthy compete over yachts and practically pay 0 income tax? We're about to have trillionaires, and the minimum wage is the same as it was 30 years ago? They are magical wealth creators and we should be thankful we get to breathe the same air.

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@BlackLabelAdvsr It's about relative standards, we live like kings compared to a 100 years ago, but when the rich have tripled their income in the last couple decades and the minimum wage hasn't increased a cent, people are gone to be pissed. We have to eat turnips while we have trillionaires?

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@elonmusk Yeah, you guys shouldn't have to pay any taxes because you are wealth creators and we should be thankful that we get to breathe the same air as you. Kids with cancer would just waste it, you deliver miracles to humanity like the cyber truck!

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@aimeeterese Yes they need to take a cue from the real comedians like Gutfeld and Schneider, the only two real comedic legends.

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@heyfionaai .

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@LumiNotLuni @grok what song is this a parody of

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@elonmusk Will all of you monsters leave this poor man alone?! Obviously ketamine and underage girls aren't doing the trick, and all of you keep piling on!! This is a soul in distress and all of you keep making fun of his botched penis implant, for shame!!

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@wholemars Poor Elon!! Did you see his tweet about being sad? Even though he's the least philanthropic billionaire in history and spends all of his time whining about "fraud" in anything for the poor, people have been mean! Won't someone think of Elon?

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@cb_doge He gets so much support from real people, not even bots!! If only we could live under an Elon dictatorship, legislation by tweets FTW!!!!

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@elonmusk Don't be tricked into giving any of it away! You've earned every cent and honestly you should have twice what you have if it weren't for left wing activists! There will always be hunger and poverty in the world but there will only be one Elon 💯🚀