Njoki Pertet 🇰🇪

I’m here for the violenz.

[GoodKid @DarqueCity]

One day .. I want to mean to someone what The Darque Experience means to the people of Nairobi! 🥹☺️😭

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

Limuru sahi ukioga unafanywa youth leader

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

i’ll give my period a smooth 3.5 days to do her biggest ones. but on day 4? i decide that i am spiritually, emotionally, mentally, and physically done. she better figure that shit out, because i’m not about to dedicate anymore time to that nonsense.

[Njoki Pertet 🇰🇪 @njoki_pertet]

@everrwhoreeee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Twiri🎀👅 @_gatwiriiii]

Mbogi yote drip clean, tumepiga luku fisa na madini kaa bila finyo tukiadisia mambling, na minoko zote ni mangoto ka sita, big black mister, bling back mister ,big poll Insta, bad like Batista, fresh boys inadi yard ka rada tukipita, tushapiga luku kuja tukule mapicha. Wanjapi!🕺

[Njoki Pertet 🇰🇪 @njoki_pertet]

Wallahiii. 😂😂😂😂

[sumeiya omar @sumeiya_omar]

Concert tickets really improve ones enthusiasim towards life 🤣😭❤️ ...

[Thot gpt @Kivutss]

Mimi ata napenda kurudi soko because it’s an opportunity to experience smarter people, kinder people, more considerate people, sexier people…hakuna downside😭

[Shawry For Shelves :-) @biggmammaaaaaaa]

I really love experiences that lead to nothing.
Like we just met kwa train tumeongea, nishuke ushuke and our story ends there.

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

The one infront of the gun lives forever.

[Netflexxguyy🇺🇸🇰🇪🇬🇧 @Netflexxguyy]

I'm crying💔

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Showing the security guard what they are going to be missing out on if they don't let me in the club

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

if you're ever struggling to make plans with your friends, this works btw

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I’m getting skinny the old fashioned way. Repeated heartbreak

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

“Do it scared” “do it alone” are all great tips, but my biggest takeaway from therapy is do it messy. This is especially true if you’re getting out of a burnout, which I experience often. Literally just do it messy. You don’t need to pick the perfect trail to walk, the perfect playlist to listen to, whatever the fuck it is. You don’t need to have a meticulous to do list and wake up at the exact time you planned and drink the exact amount of water you planned to drink. Like the biggest thing for people like me to remember is sometimes it’s okay to do it messy. Put on a random yt workout and just get it done in sweats. Do 5 minutes of a daunting task and go from there. Sometimes just getting up is a win during intense burnouts or depressive funks. Literally just do it messy.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The best response I’ve seen to AI anything has been, “why should i bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write”

[. @Fimiye]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

Spotify Ata Mkuje msomee hizo ads nje ya kwetu na microphone silipii shit.

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Me crying over every little thing even though I’m a very wicked person

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[Saniya Dhawan @SaniyaDhawan1]

Turns out that uninstalling instagram and not knowing what everyone is upto 24/7, is indeed good for your mental health.