Neil Starkenberg

NY Actor | CA Native

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

We all wore pukka shells. Let's be honest.....

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

@JetBlue now we’re at JFK and we’re sitting on the plane for ANOTHER 40 minutes because you don’t have people to put the ramp out for us! You couldn’t of been planning that when we’re delayed for 3 hours in Philly?! Disgusted , and your crew is fed up with you too, 18 hrs. Shame

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

@JetBlue I am on flight 448 & not only we’re we delayed 2 hours, but we weren’t allowed to land due to storm(understandable) but no being diverted to Philly and have sat on the tar mat for 2 hours now. No food,no water,& the flight staff are hiding cuz they’re upset/fed up also

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

@JetBlue original landing time at JFK 856pm, second land time 1056pm, third landing time 12, current landing time NO IDEA CUZ NO ONE HAS TOLD US!!!!!!!!! And we’ve been here for 2 HOURS!!!!!

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

@JetBlue wtf

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

@JetBlue no set time to land back in NY, staff getting mad at the passengers going to the bathroom & asking for water. What takes 2 hours to get fuel and take back off, when the turn around for flights happen in less than this DAILY! We have been on this plane for 8 hours!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Keep the faith, guys. We’re gonna win this.

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

Honestly we don’t need a 10” on a Tuesday. #perfectboyfriend @JenKappp

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

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[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

See how Doug does deals with Calvin on a date gone wrong. FULL SKETCH IN BIO ABOVE! ieggplantla @calvinseabrooks #datesgonewrong #stageactor #doug #calvin #basic #californians #LA #video… https://t.co/eXLif6ocjj

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

@jsphdeal This is comedy. At its core! And handsome af @jsphdeal

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

Since the family came to see my #openingweek I think it’s safe to announce I am currently… https://t.co/gJtSuxmsWg

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

This. https://t.co/FueXYozYz5

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

.@NRA @DLoesch our good-hearted show and especially our Leslie Knope represent the opposite of your pro-slaughter agenda - take it down and also please eat shit. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/Ar2YF4yoic

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

@reba is the NEW @kfc Colonel Sanders and I can now say I have seen everything

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

@jonjorgenson Vouge for Jesus! see what I did there.....?

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

.@Wendys give me your best.....

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

Damnit Janet! Don’t be a 🌭 and come rock in the New Year with us @la_rockwell… https://t.co/nROfJZaruo

[The Outline @outline]

Wow bold choice by Disney

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

@scotty_13_ literally use this daily

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

Things to ask yourself: why did I️ wake up, make coffee, and start waching an episode of The Love Boat this morning. Just me? 🤷🏻‍♂️ #friyay

[Neil Starkenberg @njstarkenberg]

@instagram @jonjorgenson SAME! 😂