nICK kOETTING✍️

Creative-driven life enthusiast who's laser-focused towards success and staying true everyday, in every God loving way! 🙏💛📖 #pitbullslivesmatter ✊🐶

[nICK kOETTING✍️ @nkcreative]

Hilarious voicemail transcription fail whenever "Dipshit Network" (Dish Network) leaves a voicemail on my iPhone 💩📡

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Glad this partisan hack is gone

[y - MC_LXIX @mc_lxix]

Similar to the Sphere this is at Cosm in Los Angeles. Could you imagine if the Sphere would open up for Hockey games. 🤯

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

In 1980, Richard Pryor agreed to an interview with a Mormon high school public access station while on his lunch break from filming STIR CRAZY in Arizona, but literally none of the footage was usable for tv because Pryor was high on cocaine and let it all loose

[Bryan Friedrich @500Indy1911]

This is the best single lap in Indianapolis 500 history.

Absolutely incredible.

And by Turn 2 he said he wishes his wife and 3-week-old daughter was there.

Indy, man.

#Indy500 || 💕

[nICK kOETTING✍️ @nkcreative]

@THEMAGGSHOW @Xbox

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.

[The Misfit Patriot @misfitpatriot_]

Why the fuck does Jeff Bezos have to give you 7 billion dollars?

The American people give the government around 7 TRILLION dollars every year and you fuckin retards haven’t fixed shit with it.

You think if the creepy bald Amazon dude adds another 0.1% to that figure you’re finally gonna figure out how to stop blowing our fuckin money?

Better idea, how about you give the other 99.9% to the private sector and see if they can figure out how to cure diabetes or make a sandwich for 4th graders. I bet they’ll have change left over.

[nICK kOETTING✍️ @nkcreative]

@BillyGraham

[nICK kOETTING✍️ @nkcreative]

@BuyHoldCollect @McFranchisee ✅

[nICK kOETTING✍️ @nkcreative]

@ASavageNation

[dog @Dog__Dog0]

High school cross country team takes shelter dogs on their morning runs

[nICK kOETTING✍️ @nkcreative]

@FoodTalkSTL @ONAIRTP 🤜🍕

[Portillo's @portilloshotdog]

Chicago is 189 today and still iconic.
Celebrate with a slice of our new Birthday Cake 🥳

[nICK kOETTING✍️ @nkcreative]

@StormBuonantony

[Blonde of War (JJ) @BlondeOfWar]

When Nothing Goes Harder Than The Pharmacy Sign 💃🕺
(Sound up)

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

Liberals are jealous of Team USA because hockey is the ONLY place where men can have periods.

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

You can hear the genuine pride in Donald Trumps voice when he called the Team USA Hockey Team

[First We Feast @firstwefeast]

This week on Pro Moves, @adamrichman returns to his South Brooklyn roots, and eats the hot roast beef sandwich that raised him at the iconic @brennan_and_carr. From sandwiches dubbed the dingle dangle to the famous gargiulo burger, adam is giving you all the pro moves to eating at the 1938 restaurant that doubles as a family room for the community. Watch now: https://t.co/eBUHzuskGP

[Andrew Zimmern @andrewzimmern]

This is an unexpected place to find great food. Thank you to @Southern_Living for sharing this story.

https://t.co/eExKgNALDY

[foodbeast @foodbeast]

Costco is finally letting you order custom cakes in the app.

No more clipboards. No more handwriting your cousin’s name wrong. We won.

What took longer: this rollout or the rotisserie chicken line?