Nick Kelman

Though I can summarize myself in 160 chars., this isn't it.

[Nick Kelman @nkelman]

@Zebbart @illrisked @WB_Baskerville Stupidity and grandiosity are such a brutal combination that define every single member of your movement of Mad, Mediocre Men

[Nick Kelman @nkelman]

@VorpalDerringer @Carina_Amyth @ZachWLambert Why don’t we reallocate your family’s income to them, you broken wretch?

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@ChadMoriyama In fairness, it might be pretty close to the break-even/positive point if he didn’t insist on doing pop-up slides exclusively

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@DCermGuards @ChadMoriyama Says the Guardians fan who obviously hasn’t bothered learning the first thing about how deferrals actually work because he likes to feel aggrieved or just lacks the mental capacity to grasp basic finance and CBA rules

[Nick Kelman @nkelman]

@PaxJudaicaSigns @Ski_Fish_Golf @ChadMoriyama 3) This is where you're either disingenuous or stupid, b/c in your very first point you acknowledge that deferred salaries are fully funded w/in 2 years of signing the contract, yet you claim it's put off 20 years.

Otherwise, your point is just about total $$$, NOT deferred comp

[Nick Kelman @nkelman]

@PaxJudaicaSigns @Ski_Fish_Golf @ChadMoriyama ....hell. I'm not even sure what you mean. You just still DEEPLY believe, deep in your heart, Ohtani's paid $70m/yr, because that's what you heard first on TV. But he isn't. And there's no "savings" because of it. Deferred comp is mostly advantageous for players, not teams.

[Nick Kelman @nkelman]

@trenchmonkey50 @bigbilly2588 @Flurshus1417 @gotnext17 @polyfraggrenade Reality. A place conservatives haven’t inhabited for decades.

[Nick Kelman @nkelman]

@Waldbalex @RothSchilling @ASFleischman Believing there are “criminal defamation laws” was a real quick tell you were a Euro dimwit out of your league commenting on American politics

[Nick Kelman @nkelman]

@HowlingHogan0 @PhantomLady47 @Provokethoughtz Do you think your life would’ve turned out differently if your parents had loved you and you didn’t have to thirstily debase yourself like this, crying like a small child for attention no one will ever give you?

[Nick Kelman @nkelman]

@dt000509 @theoluminati As long as you plug your ears enough while singing loudly.

Though you'd STILL have to be dimwitted enough to be a conservative to miss ALL of it.

[Nick Kelman @nkelman]

@APutins @SisyphusUnleas @crampell You’re doing quite poorly at English, and seem to be a mildly dimmer person than that even lets on, because constitutional republics are in fact a form of representative democracy, so your insistence that the U.S. *isn’t* one is a form of propaganda meant for dullards to swallow

[Nick Kelman @nkelman]

@ChadMoriyama ….unless/until Stone returns

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@nates2k1 @johnbisognano Listen to this ChatGPRetard….

[Nick Kelman @nkelman]

@ChadMoriyama Non-arm injuries that keep various starters out multiple months but allow at least a month to ramp back up before October are wholly necessary and part of the game plan.

Choosing to view this as a good thing. For now.

(And they’ve still got Snell, Ryan, and Stone to fill in.)

[Chad Moriyama @ChadMoriyama]

Man, Friedman has to stop fucking around and engage Breslow on further trades ASAP before he gets fired.

[Nick Kelman @nkelman]

@SpermCommander @PootDibou @cremieuxrecueil What do federal workers have to do with elections, which — as any American who *actually* cared about this and knew something more than a Facebook meme their pudding-brained auntie shared — are not conducted by the federal government?

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@ChadMoriyama Terrible framer with an even worse sense of where the zone is is a really bad combo.

Hoping more seasoning fixes most of his D problems (though he'll never even be average at anything but throwing), but ppl who don't realize the D means Smith is a major upgrade are missing it.