Nicole Bivens

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

@MilesHerren35 @KWUNeale27 @KWUBaseball @RecruitTigers @RawlingsTigerKC @EPratte2 @mwtbivens

[Miles Herren @MilesHerren35]

I had an amazing day today at the KWU visit, thank you @KWUNeale27 for the amazing time
@KWUBaseball @RecruitTigers @RawlingsTigerKC @EPratte2

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

@mahkalalackey @theSMSD Hilarious!!

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

@smrtmouse We just had this same conversation! 🤣🤣

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

The next chapter will be about keeping track of all of the said shoes. 🤣🤣👠👟👞👢🩰

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

I’m writing a book about the parenting things no one warns you about. 1 chapter is devoted to shoes and the savings account you need. Baseball, soccer, tap, jazz, ballet, XC, b-ball, volleyball, band. Not to mention every day and because they are cute. #officesofbivensandbivens

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

You sign a lot of permission slips as a parent. Does anyone know when the spelling test permission slip comes home? I would like to opt my child out. #officesofbivensandbivens

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

Actual words I said to my child this morning, “Food is a right, chips are a privilege.” I may have to feed them, but it doesn’t have to be what they want. #momoftheyear #havekidstheysaid #officesofbivensandbivens Follow me for more great parenting advice!

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

Made a big show of declaring no snacks until we have driven so many hours to the kids. Now all I can think about is snacks. #havekidstheysaid #Handh #bivensandbivensoutoftheoffice

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

If you like saying things like, “Maybe I am boring, but at least my face isn’t bleeding”, “Quit calling me names from Harry Potter as an insult”, or “Please understand what I am telling you is for LIFE, not just this car ride, or just today.” Then parenting might be for you!

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

I am such a clumsy person that not one person in my life has seemed surprised when I tell them I fell down a mountain on my recent trip. Not one. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

If you enjoy getting a child a clean towel because they “can’t find theirs”, only to find said towel hanging ON the towel rack. Parenting might be for you. I get confused when things are put away too. #H #havekidstheysaid

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

If you enjoy choosing between having to smell sweaty stinky boy or choking on the smell of his spray deodorant, then parenting might be for you! #H

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

Marriage is weird. It starts out all, “I love you, I can’t wait to be together forever.” Then 16 years later it is all, “I washed the bedding today, you can take a shower before bed or sleep somewhere else.” 🤷‍♀️❤️ 🤣
#officesofbivensandbivens #couplegoals

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

Just discussed exactly how long we can let our children sleep in in the morning to avoid having to deal with them for as long as possible. #momoftheyear #isitsummeryet

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

If you enjoy forcing small people to not spend all of their time hiding in their room, when all you want to do is hide in your room, then parenting is for you!! #officesofbivensandbivens

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

I used to think that no parents/adults could be worse than the Riverdale parents, but the Cobra Kai parents are horribly absent. #officesofbivensandbivens

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

@Jwinne123 I am also on number two and I will definitely be that mom with high school kids still driving a mini van.

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

My youngest child just said something under her breath, while walking away from me mad. Keep her in your thoughts. #officesofbivensandbivens #h

[Nicole Bivens @nlbivens]

@smrtmouse One of my current favorite hobbies. 🍿