Nicholas LeMon

what do you call a pile of cats? a meowtain

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

I could use some mulch spread!

[KATU News @KATUNews]

President Donald Trump was asked where he would send the National Guard next during an Oval Office interview, and he floated the idea of Portland, mentioning recent television coverage he saw of "the destruction of the city."

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

@Fred_Meyer saving you money!

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

@PortlandGov following up on a $15 #ArtsTax fee, but adding $55 in late fees on the first notice 9 years later.

Desperate for $$ after letting the city slide and losing the commercial tax base. Gotta collect fees to pay the staff to collect fees. Government at its finest.

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

My New Year’s #resolution for 2024 is to download #Spotify so this time next year I can bombard friends & strangers with my #SpotifyWrapped lists.

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

@portlandgeneral No letter no notice. Called customer service and was very unhelpful, told to file a claim while insisting they sent a letter. Can’t work from home, cannot make food, cost me money to go out and eat this morning. I left to work elsewhere only to get a text saying it’s back on 🤬

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

I’d like to thank @portlandgeneral for having a #plannedOutage but not telling the customers about it. #NoCustomerService #NoFoodForMe #ElectricHouse #BlameTheVictim

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

Thanks @portlandgeneral for deciding to replace electric poles overnight. Notified I’d lose power during the day earlier this week. Now it’s yelling & cutting & digging at 11pm with expectations until 3am? Wtf?

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

⁦@SarahHuckabee⁩ response be like https://t.co/JxRpH2pgWO

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

@PDXFire Just saw so many trucks go by hauling ass responding
Be safe y’all!

[Gretchen Scheibel @GAMScheibel]

I’m so excited to announce today that my first, first author empirical paper was published in Exceptional Children answering a question I’ve been thinking about for 15+ years! https://t.co/wP7clsY6bT

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

@dominos BS on the curbside. 2 min alarm goes off, click “send reminder”. another 8 minutes & I just walk inside and they don’t flinch when I say I’ve been waiting. “We’re busy”. Then I ask for the free pizza coupon and she’s got no idea what I’m talking about. Refund this too!

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

I vote for @KenJennings!
#Jeopardy
@Jeopardy

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

Amazing kuddos to the Driver of @trimet bus 3265 driving the #70 route just now @ 11th and SE Stark - your quick reaction surely saved that dog, that woman and her car door! #safetyFirst #trimet #closeC

[Multnomah County, OR @multco]

@bennyB410 Pets are allowed at these sites:

Oregon Convention Center: 960 NE 1st Ave.

Arbor Lodge Shelter: 1952 N Lombard St.

Sunrise Center: 18901 E Burnside St.

Legal service animals only at the @MultCoLib locations.

[KATU News @KATUNews]

BREAKING: The Biden administration has extended the nationwide ban on evictions for 30 days.

https://t.co/OH8DgbNJ5V

[⏱📋David Steinberg⏱📋 @zzyzx]

The biggest current fears in US politics:

The left: we might have permanently messed up our climate to where parts of the earth with be uninhabitable.

The right: there are some social studies units in a few schools that have a questionable spin.

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

@picklesbaseball @WicklesPickles What time do gates open?

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

Beware selling on @Facebook marketplace. #Facebook will #steal your #money and then avoid your contact requests and you can’t do shit about it . #fraud #theft #ignore #AnotherBuckForZuck @bbb_us

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

@Petco You responded 2 days before @LotusPetFoods even did about their own product. What actions did you take in that time?

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

So I tweeted the other day that I found plastic strips inside my @LotusPetFoods cat food. I private messaged them too. No response. Zero. Thanks for not caring #Lotus

#cats #dogs #petfood #recall @bbb_us @USDA @Petco @petsonbroadway

[Nicholas LeMon @nlemon]

@Petco It wasn’t made at Petco. However lot ID is 20269A1. Lotus chicken pate 12.5oz cans