Nora Guy

Webmaster, Toastmaster and all-around good Guy.

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

I’m SO over people assuming because I try to be kind and understanding means I’m a doormat or deserve to be torn down, so… give me advice on being a bitch instead. I’m ready!

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

My exact thought when this came up randomly on Spotify this afternoon.

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

Sitting at Habit Burger waiting for my order and they’re playing Hold My Hand by Hootie and the Blowfish over the sound system. All I can hear is the misheard lyric: “I wanna love you… the bear said, the bear said I can’t…”

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

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[Nora Guy @nlguy]

@Lambent_Clarity @StephenKing I think it’s a reference to the Beatles’ Across the Universe: “Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup”.

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I was laid off from Twitter today. I was the designer in charge of our new rebranding to X.

I learned so much in my 2.5 weeks at the company but I’m excited to see where I land next.

If you’re hiring a self taught, junior designer please DM me. Graphic design is my passion!

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

$20 wig from the Spirit Halloween Store + animated filter = I look like a DC character. This may need to become permanent.

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

@lilplantmami Just read about you on Yahoo. As someone who is happily in love (after decades of emotional abuse) and now receives negative comments, thank you for sharing your light! Also, black cats rule!!

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

@scoutie Happy belated birthday!

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

For being a woman who’s happily in love with a man, I sure am talented at getting women’s phone numbers. We showed up at Tuesday karaoke dressed alike and danced the night away together. Thank you, new friend!!

[Shining Grady twins @Shining_twins]

It was a very moving experience https://t.co/1BcEJKhnAo

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

@robtswthrayguns Freddy Prinze Jr

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

I wear a name badge with lime green tree rings and my name and “Valued employee since…” date in forest green on it. I told her that’s my pop of color.

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

Got a (private) comment today that my work wardrobe isn’t colorful enough for the office… actually, maybe this person didn’t realize I work in an office, despite the blazer. And that I should dress like a happy person. How is this outfit not happy? Also, I’m the QUEEN of color.

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

There must be a law somewhere that says that if you have an adult daughter you’re required to criticize her wardrobe by saying “I could NEVER wear that!” Cue my mom. Usually it’s me wearing heels that she complains about. Today it’s a French tucked shirt. WFH today so *sigh*.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

pass.

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

As I was leaving, the greeter was instructing a guy on how to use the self-checkout. Maybe he needed the help. I thought it was too much. I kinda like to shop in peace and will ask for help if needed.

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

The @cvspharmacy here in my town now has a greeter who stops every shopper as they walk in and asks what they’re looking for, then tells them where the cash registers are as they finish up. I’ve been shopping there 20+ years and find it unnerving. Like I’m suspected of theft.

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

I think I also heard her say she was an employee. Thr greeter FOLLOWED HER DOWN THE AISLE. 😯

[Nora Guy @nlguy]

He let me leave a note. On it I wrote “Why is there a greeter? I’ve been shopping here 22 years and know where the cash registers are”. As I was doing so, a lady entered the store and was accosted by the greeter. The customer insisted she knew where to find the item she wanted.