Jaycob Crips

If you think I’m better than you, you’re right. Also, stop saying I’m flaccid.

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

#edcon18 #NewProfilePic

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

@keepmepls78 @Jake_cripps95 Wrong account, buddy. I never put anything impure in my body. Only alcohol and darts. #edcon18

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

@ZackkyAttacky Can’t help it. She reminds me of @daddycropht #edcon18

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

I’ve told them to calm down now. They will calm down. #edcon18

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

I’m sweating. What do you mean I have to do things?? #edcon18

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

@realSophJohnson @Jake_cripps95 Wrong account, sweaty. #edcon18

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

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[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

#edcon18 several first years vomited their personality out last night. Today it will be replaced with group think and bro-ism.

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

About to start two days straight of beating independent thought out of the first years #edcon18

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

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[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

Shaving my balls in preparation for EdCon.

[Jordan Mumford @jmumford18]

@joshcullinan @sallymcmanus @benschneiders @MikeCarlton01 @SDAunion I’m surprised you have so much free time on your hands, I guess being a failed union official and failed politician will do that. While you're busy keeping tabs on a student conference, the SDA are out there fighting for better pay & conditions for members.

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

@TheChairmanCat @LilyHawkins96 @NUS_Speam_Watch @NUS_Observer @NUS2017polls @Unity1stYear @NLS1stYear @NLS_2017 @daddycropht Oh! Never! They’re just delegates I stole from NLS.

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

@Bumbling_monkey don’t reveal my plan just yet mate. #nusnatcon

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

Step Daddy takes over. #nusnatcon

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

Oh golly. I hope I get elected. #nusnatcon

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

I might have found my successor in lily. NLS should be scared. #nusnatcon

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

@daddycropht I may not have abs, but at least I’m not a total grumpy bum #nusnatcon

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

I took the delegates #nusnatcon

[Jaycob Crips @nls_killer]

@daddycropht I won’t need a bucket hat. My delicious Grey streak is enough #nusnatcon