Neel Yadav

Human being, on paper. Lots of other things too, but autobiographer is not one of them. @focimail

[Neel Yadav @nlydv]

hi

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translation:

Unable to sleep and currently assessing whether X is at least still a good place to shout into the void.

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hi

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This didn’t age well

[Mark Suster @msuster]

1/ More in the VC community need to speak out publicly to quell the panic about @SVB_Financial ... I believe their CEO when he says they are solvent and not in violation of any banking ratios & goal was to raise & strengthen balance sheet

[Neel Yadav @nlydv]

@mango_mandarina I’m not looking for work at the moment, sorry.

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Making friends

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The plot thickens

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@DaleoKehp I choose to interpret “ok” as “thank you for your acknowledgement and appreciation” lol

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@NFTland @Pizza_DAO Idk what to do with this information

[Neel Yadav @nlydv]

Is there some sort of theoretical basis that justifies the need for a dedicated “pizza” button on a oven?

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Numbers would be much waaay more intuitive if they involved more broadway musical references.
— some AI, somewhere

[Neel Yadav @nlydv]

@NFTrevolution Just to clarify, all he did was approve congress’ budget for next year, which, if he didnt, the government would shutdown.

And the US typically pulls in much more than $1.7T in revenue per year… so uh…
[revised money printer joke here]

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@theYRDGZ oh good so it’s not just me then

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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day because coffee on an empty stomach just hits weird.

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Wind chills hitting -30 back home while I’m gladly enjoying 70 degree weather here in Ecuador ☀️

[Neel Yadav @nlydv]

Also, it seems the “Official” badge is making a comeback on ads by big brand accts.

Which got me thinking, why not just slap the official check mark on *all* accounts that purchase ads?

I mean they did pay, so they’re obviously verified and inherently official /s

What a mess

[Neel Yadav @nlydv]

Discovered this interesting edge case in Twitter’s spam reporting flow while reporting an @twitter impersonator trying to shill Twitter Blue subscriptions.

Coincidentally, this image is pretty emblematic of Twitter’s rapidly spiraling identity crisis at the moment.

cc @elonmusk

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

Coworkers: What did you do this weekend?

Me: Made some Michael Jackson videos with my cat.

Coworkers: Cats cannot perform to a Michael Jackson song?!

My Cat:

[Neel Yadav @nlydv]

This is your brain: 🥚
This is your brain on regex: 🍳

[Neel Yadav @nlydv]

@ROBNESSOFFICIAL I dunno, I think milk provides a similar level of value as a binding agent to cereal as the broth does in chicken noodle soup. But those are very different foods, maybe cooking/preparation has something to do with it. Then again there are “normal” soups prepared cold and such.

[Neel Yadav @nlydv]

If we define a soup as being volumetrically predominated by liquid, then the question of whether cereal is a soup or not becomes a question of your preferred milk to cereal ratio and/or what sort of lattice structure naturally results from the geometry of the cereal in question.