Nicholas MacInnis

This is the Association. This is what it is. This is how it be.

[Nicholas MacInnis @nmacinnis]

@JJMaples55_MST: “LaMelo was telling NBA all-stars they was weak in open runs when he was 16 years old so that response when he was asked about playing against LeBron for the 1st time doesn't surprise me at all.”

[Nicholas MacInnis @nmacinnis]

@daveweigel “A little voice inside my head said . . . “

[Nate Scott @aNateScott]

gotta say, balogun being an absolute gentleman to the refs and such a class act really opened the door for whatever white-collar crime that took place after.

if ocean’s eleven taught me anything it is that if you’re chill and handsome, crime is totally cool.

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

Find someone who loves you the way @FelgerAndMazz suddenly love Round 1 of the 2028 NFL Draft.

[Nicholas MacInnis @nmacinnis]

@ShoshBedrosian @mirkel I’d be stunned if any journalism school taught its students not to bury the lead [sic].

[Nicholas MacInnis @nmacinnis]

@AskPayPal Thanks so much for getting back to me. Every time I go to Contact Us, I am taken to the chat. Can you provide me a telephone number to call?

[Nicholas MacInnis @nmacinnis]

@AskPayPal My account is blocked and while I provided my driver’s license, I no longer have access to the credit card on file. What is an alternative way to verify my identity?

[Nicholas MacInnis @nmacinnis]

@PayPal My account is blocked and while I provided my driver’s license, I no longer have access to the credit card on file. What is an alternative way to verify my identity?

[Nicholas MacInnis @nmacinnis]

This is the real travesty. Just have the twelve best teams in this thing.

[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

We’re all arguing about Miami, Alabama, Notre Dame and overlooking that TWO groups of 5 schools are occupying spots when they have zero business playing in it this year.

Tulane lost 45-10 to Ole Miss.

JMU only played ONE P4 school and lost by 14.

What a mess

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Michelle Obama: "We cannot indulge our anxieties about whether this country will elect someone like Kamala instead of doing everything we can to get someone like Kamala elected."

[PJM @pablum_man]

i believe it

[Nicholas MacInnis @nmacinnis]

@MarvBarksdale Ha ha ha ha ha.

[Nicholas MacInnis @nmacinnis]

@Sherard_Andre20 @oeste Are we sure he’s a grown ass man? Your boi’s histrionics on stage with the Golden Gloves trophy was such a wild move.

[Nicholas MacInnis @nmacinnis]

@pablum_man Bans like these ones—sought against a select group of individuals hand-selected by the billionaire owner—are per se hilarious, I think.

[Nicholas MacInnis @nmacinnis]

@MicahAdams13 Word. Not sure that means he’s faster. Anyhow, they’re two of the fastest humans on earth and, regardless, your larger point about Mbappe stands. He’s absurdly talented. (I just get worked up about Tyreek’s speed.)

[Nicholas MacInnis @nmacinnis]

@MicahAdams13 https://t.co/AkgNcCujY7

[Nicholas MacInnis @nmacinnis]

@MicahAdams13 Um—he’s not faster than Tyreek Hill.

[Nicholas MacInnis @nmacinnis]

@Bardo @aNateScott @GrantBrisbee Come on, Nate. I throw on Requiem whenever I need some light-hearted cheeriness. You ought to give it another shot.

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Twitter is better than goin to da club...

[Charles P. Pierce @CharlesPPierce]

Over in the fever swamps, they’re using the death of a GOP pol from COVID to conclude that the virus “only kills Republicans” and I once again reconsider the wisdom of the Founders.

[Nicholas MacInnis @nmacinnis]

@hfp325 Heresy, Hill. The Dems are always in disarray.