Naomi Smith

I don't care to care.

[Brody @britmebaby]

This is what plays in my head when something goes wrong in my life

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

@TherealCANDIACE @cbassett33 I personally do not 🤣

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

Rewatching #RHONJ from the early seasons is my new obsession

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

Kyle & Mauricio separating and sources confirm, only to then find out that they are indeed NOT separating; makes me think VPR set a new standard and PR are working overtime for the upcoming season ratings. #RHOBH Happy, it's not true, though. 🙏🏼

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Dad: Why do you find housewives fighting over dumb stuff entertaining?

Me:

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

Immataion is the finest form of flattery.

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

Truly is a fuckin' mood today 💀

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

@queensofbravo Another non-housewife on housewives?

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

@TheRHPolls @larsapippen @BravoTV @Andy @peacock Overrated

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

People who pay for their blue tick on Twitter, and aren't any person of "status" gives me the ick.

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

@PageSix I think the real issue here, is Faith is annoyed that Stassi is no longer "cancelled"

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

@reality_tea_vee Omg. Me too!! 😅

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

Sitting in my car at work contemplating if I truly need my job right now. Turns out I do, cause I'm not a trophy wife 😪

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

I just want to eat a pepperoni pizza in bed 🍕

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

@_happilyMarreed When you claim the above but you call her Rachel and not Raquel. Get your five minutes on Twitter, girl.

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

The build-up to the #PumpRules reveal tonight was underwhelming. It was just Rachel confirming everything we knew already. 😴

[Ryne Bailey @ryanbailey25]

You’ve just ordered Taco Bell and a 12 pack of Diet Coke. You’ve loaded up the entire 10th season of VPR to prepare for the last part of the reunion. Your parents don’t care if you stay up all night long. You are middle aged. The year is 2023.

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

Parenthood is answering the same stupid question 12 thousand times over. Then repeat the same pattern when you ask them to do something.

[Naomi Smith @nmareex]

Today can EAD