nicole behnke

account manager | sassy tweeter | mke to den | she/her

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

If you live in Wisconsin – or have friends or family who do – there’s an important Supreme Court race happening right now. And there’s only one candidate ready to protect the fundamental rights and freedoms of Wisconsinites: Judge Susan Crawford.

We’ve all seen how important judges are in protecting our rights, so vote early — don’t wait until April 1st. Find your early vote location: https://t.co/oDaQcyU3QJ

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

im LEVITATING

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

I've said it before and I'll say it again... LET'S GO GIRLS ❤️‍🔥

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Them: just listen to your body

My body: go back to bed and don’t ever get out

[jynx @jynxbby]

“my boyfriend doesn’t let me”

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

trump pulled up a child as a prop to talk about how he had brain cancer (trumps admin is cutting cancer research) then followed up by talking about child cancer rates increasing due to chemical exposure (he cut the epa)

[grace @grace_eliz1]

thank god the democrats are wearing their matching blazers, i was worried they didn’t have a plan

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

When did firing people like nuclear scientists and air traffic controllers seem like a better idea than simply taxing the rich?

[PackersHistory.com @PackersHistory1]

Only NFL Teams to Three-Peat:

Green Bay Packers: 1929, 1930, 1931
Green Bay Packers: 1965, 1966, 1967

The NFL Team that has talked about Three-Peats the Most:

The 2024 Kansas City Chiefs

…they not like us

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

rooting for the green bay packers tonight

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

the whole world hates america even more than usual and im like girl same

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

-cis straight white airplane pilot
-cis straight white helicopter pilot
-cis straight white air traffic controller
-cis straight white FAA administrator fired by cis straight white president and cis straight white billionaire

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

no but like how do i personally still be a part of the world health organization bc i didn’t vote for that

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

What about the guy who did a Nazi salute behind the presidential seal?

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

blue stone manor is more important to me than the white house

[erika @yeeeerika]

if i could sleep in a freshly baked baguette i would

[tommy ☁️ @contrarianshit]

those days between christmas and new years where you’re plotting your 2025 rebrand

[nicole behnke @nmbehnke]

we’ve reached the portion of christmas eve where my family has started talking about raw milk and it’s time for me to go.

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

“white people have no culture” ok then what is the rainforest cafe??