Jewel

[Jewel @nmbills]

@Santiygamer2 @spinelsheart I heard this in Adam’s voice.

[Jewel @nmbills]

@deepfried_wflz @spinelsheart You took my quite…Scooter on the toilet. Now it’s stuck in my head again.

[Jewel @nmbills]

@jack_phileas @CollinRugg @SamuelParkerRTD He said, clearly I’m not getting paid enough for this shit and just walked away.

[Jewel @nmbills]

@horanscarousel @cheyandthestars It really is. It looks like it can move at anytime.

[Jewel @nmbills]

@ahmadaccino He should have stopped with “I’m sorry”

[Jewel @nmbills]

@ButchX3 I think people make post like this because they want attention.

[Dadof2Boys @Dadof2crazyboys]

If you know any parents with 2 year olds and you ask them how they’re doing and they respond with something like “things are great!” just know they are lying to you.

[Jewel @nmbills]

@sadorchestra @AJRBrothers Literally listening to right now.😮

[Jewel @nmbills]

@psyclopstv Looks like T dancing

[Jewel @nmbills]

@psyclopstv I wouldn’t say hooked. It’s okay, but now I’m invested.

[Jewel @nmbills]

@psyclopstv

[Jewel @nmbills]

@psyclopstv They were sleeping at the game last night too.

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@psyclopstv O.I.P ??? 🍕

[Jewel @nmbills]

5 y/o brushing teeth: buzzzzzzzzzz
Me: what are you doing?
5 y/o: pretending I have an electric tooth brush

[Jewel @nmbills]

Me: You need to get to bed
5 y/o: Why?
Me: because I want you to get 10 hours of sleep
5y/o: but I only need 5.

[Jewel @nmbills]

@NannyBanannie Why have I never heard this story? 😂😂

[Jewel @nmbills]

At an event for school…

5 y/o: I think I know that kid.
Me: That’s your cousin.

[Jewel @nmbills]

@13_kgb @EnekemG @elonmusk Mars? 🤷‍♀️

[Jewel @nmbills]

Mom: you are going to get in a fight.
Me: I think I can take them they are like 80.

[Jewel @nmbills]

The local school doesn’t have AC and it’s in the 90s this week.

1 comment: Children are weak these days. When I went to school in the 50s we didn’t have AC.
Me: I didn’t realize nursing homes have internet.