Nick McPhail

"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living or get busy dying."

[Nick McPhail @nmcphail12]

Great friends and family. #blessed

[Nick McPhail @nmcphail12]

@smuggsybouges They had me here.

[Andrew Reece @AndrewSwish]

@nmcphail12 @pclark2080 @JeffPedigo24 glad I can live in your guys' memories even when I'm gone haha

[Nick McPhail @nmcphail12]

@smuggsybouges 🤔

[Nick McPhail @nmcphail12]

@smuggsybouges 🤔

[Nick McPhail @nmcphail12]

It’s really not fair to the rest of you ladies that my wife looks as good as she does and she just had a baby not even three weeks ago. She is smokin’ hot. 🔥

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Entire Establishment Threatened By Comedian Who Gets High And Talks About MMA And Aliens https://t.co/z7FvGtLYi1

[Nick McPhail @nmcphail12]

Pujols is probably top 15 and Jeter ahead of him is funny.

[ESPN @espn]

The countdown continues as our writers and editors rank the best MLB players of all time.

Nos. 26-50 ➡️ https://t.co/j1a7Yty7rW

[Nick McPhail @nmcphail12]

Can’t wait to TRY to explain all of this lunacy to my kid.

[Nick McPhail @nmcphail12]

@DartsFiesta And I’ll say the same thing about them taunting if that’s the case.

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Probably going to gamble some today.

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Famous people greeting trick or treaters

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

It turns out when you panic the vaxxed about working and bar the unvaxxed from working and pay everybody not to work, nobody works.

[Nick McPhail @nmcphail12]

@Stubbs_23 Buy the groom a drink! Venmo: Brandon-Stubblefield-3

[Brandon Stubblefield @Stubbs_23]

“To anyone that doubted me they’re a hater or a loser and the champ is here” Jeffery, the donut eating king, Pedigo.

[Chaps @UncleChaps]

Introducing the most chef kiss moment in School Board history. Bart Simpson would be so proud.

[Nick McPhail @nmcphail12]

Who wins in a donut eating contest? @JeffPedigo24 @TimothyJWitcher

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

No matter what problem you are facing today, gambling will help. Keep that in mind.

[Nick McPhail @nmcphail12]

@Rjshowtime I would also be fine with skipping the tickets and just taking them straight to jail.

[Nick McPhail @nmcphail12]

I wish my sole job was to go around giving people tickets for blowing their grass in the road.

[Nick McPhail @nmcphail12]

@smuggsybouges But the movie is not