Maury: You are ... NOT the father
Man: *jumping around* F*bleep* YEAH! F*bleep* YOU! LETS GO!
Woman: *in tears crying*
7 y/o me sick at home: this is good
I can’t believe my life has come to working for 10 hours a day then coming on the couch next to my girlfriend while she ignores me and plays wordscapes @dadademiii