fire lord maddy

work and research in the intersection of law and technology; also, criminal justice reform, ai and law, environmental policy, new music, dwarf fortress, memes

[fire lord maddy @nmxddy]

My dog farting loudly, on an unmuted teams call, is the last memory my coworkers are going to have of me from 2021

[fire lord maddy @nmxddy]

#spotthegreendot @GreenDotBall_

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Can the @SpotifyUK UX designer tell me the reason why it was okay to do a queue view that you have no way of escaping from?

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Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[fire lord maddy @nmxddy]

The person who made the business decision at hinge to put all compatible matches behind a paywall needs to be hanged, drawn and quartered

[fire lord maddy @nmxddy]

Thank you @McDonaldsUK for the most pathetic full sized McFlurry - I really got my £1.99 worth

[fire lord maddy @nmxddy]

Hey, I know the world’s like ending…but can you text me back?

[fire lord maddy @nmxddy]

@AudiUK can we discuss creating a new Audi logo on the cars that are little led lights of the rings? 🤩

[fire lord maddy @nmxddy]

Hi @marksandspencer, I bought these tangerines two days ago, and they’ve already gone off. £4 for a less than 48 hour shelf life is ridiculous, even in this economy!

[fire lord maddy @nmxddy]

Has anyone ever won a gift card from completing a survey? Or, is that another scam we have normalised?

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Newest diet trend named: cost of living crisis

[fire lord maddy @nmxddy]

@AsdaServiceTeam I mean, my tires are still bust. It’s the thought that counts, I suppose.

[fire lord maddy @nmxddy]

@asda @AsdaServiceTeam why are your car parks so badly maintained? The Asda Hatfield store had a pothole that took out my tire. No warning sign or anything - fancy paying for a new tire?

[fire lord maddy @nmxddy]

If Liz Truss was in a normal job, she wouldn’t have even made it past the probationary period. She better not get paid £115k for life #LizTrussPM

[fire lord maddy @nmxddy]

Today I got hurt doing something I love (I got a paper cut licking the lid of my yoghurt pot)

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

sick ride

[fire lord maddy @nmxddy]

becoming polyamorous this winter so I can afford heating