Noah Johnston

🌲➡️🌴 UCR ‘22

[Congresswoman Maxine Dexter @RepDexterOR]

I saw with my own eyes four U.S. citizen children detained in a windowless cell, held captive by YOUR agents.

Stop the lies.

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

The president of the United States was not a politician nor did he have any experience & he’s been the president TWICE.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me drunk listening to old drake

[iyosias @iloveiyosias]

this is some real evil shit

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Rihanna shows off her baby bump after her #SuperBowl halftime show. 🤰

[Noah Johnston @nn12555]

The way gas is cheaper in Hawai��i than at home is the biggest scam I’ve experienced in a while…

[Noah Johnston @nn12555]

This sweet old lady just sold me Humboldt cider for 1/2 price bc the cans wouldn’t scan. She said it’s your lucky day 🥹 just small town things.

[Noah Johnston @nn12555]

My last quarter at UCR has been a whole ass meme, a memoir should be made about it

[Luscaaaaaaaa💕 @CaptAmazo]

Friendly reminder that Elon Musk told the UN that if they gave him a budgeted breakdown of how $6Bil could end world hunger, he would do it. They gave him the budget and then he decided not to do it, and instead decided he would buy Twitter for $45Bil.

[Noah Johnston @nn12555]

I literally had to close Twitter and look at my calendar. Christmas is in 4 days?! How tf

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Christmas being this week doesn’t even feel realistic. Whole year feel like a simulation idk

[read pinned - i'm moving accs @soleoade]

going through the motions

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Let’s change the rigged tax code so The Person of the Year will actually pay taxes and stop freeloading off everyone else.
https://t.co/jqQxL9Run6

[Noah Johnston @nn12555]

Me waiting to take my neuroscience final that was suppose to be 9…. I just want to get this over with 😩

[Avi! 🐈🐐 @glittergoatss]

CANVAS PLEASE GIRL